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Dro
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| Expectation whiplash! |
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Dro
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| Sam wrote: | | we're going to get it in reverse now. dick porn and lesbian jokes. and they'll be incredibly terrible lesbian jokes too, like WHY IS A LESBIAN REALLY GOOD AT BLOCKING UP RIVERS AND CREATING LARGE BODIES OF STANDING WATER??? |
BECAUSE LESBIANS LOVE BEAVERS, AND THEREFORE WORK HARD TO PREVENT HUNTERS FROM SHOOTING BEAVERS, BUT RATHER ENCOURAGE THE BEAVERS TO FOLLOW THEIR INSTINCTS AND CREATE SMALL DAMS.
LESBIANS, BEING FREE FROM THE EXPECTATIONS OF THE 'MALE GAZE', ARE FREQUENTLY FAT. HUMANS ARE MOSTLY WATER, SO LESBIANS ARE LARGE BODIES OF STANDING WATER. |
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Michael
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unless they're sitting down
Can I open a beer in our new King's honour? |
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Snorri
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Sure.
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Snorri
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Damn internet! I type in "lesbian porn" and all I get is this weak stuff?
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Snorri
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Oh right, safesearch.
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Michael
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Mizike
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| Sam wrote: | | I found out that the king title actually is a legitimate noble title and it means I own the forum as a satrapy. |
Sam?
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DeD CHiKn
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Part of me would like to thank Hatchet for making these awesome threads.
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nathan
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| Sam wrote: | | we're going to get it in reverse now. dick porn and lesbian jokes. and they'll be incredibly terrible lesbian jokes too, like WHY IS A LESBIAN REALLY GOOD AT BLOCKING UP RIVERS AND CREATING LARGE BODIES OF STANDING WATER??? |
Congested waterways due to excessive fur trading?
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Kilgore
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The eyes really make that.
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The Victim Here
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...I'ma gonna go right ahead an pin this on lack of sleep, but those look like succubic pits of a souless abyss lit only by the deranged twinkling of some forgotten star, dead, but still burning in her eyes.
Or maybe the dude really sucked at eyes, who knows. Could be sleep deprivation again.
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Arc Tempest
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:51 am Post subject: |
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| DeD CHiKn wrote: | | Part of me would like to thank Hatchet for making these awesome threads. |
We really have had a dearth of sufficiently low-quality posters lately have we?
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Mr_Moustache
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Darqcyde
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