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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I could convince my dad to stop smoking.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and to stop throwing his turds at me.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, what else are dads for?
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speaking of throwing turds at people, I watched Entertainment Tonight last week, and they were being simply horrible to David Letterman and then I blacked out and then then this happened.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello, I am Dennis J. Squidbunny.

Good sir, I've come across this thread quite by surprise. I was about to go to the ball with Lady Ellingsworth, but decided to check my e-mails while she got ready. But, as such things go, I ended up visiting this forum as well. Imagine my surprise when I found this slanderous thread. An unprovoked attack, by someone from Perth?

Nay sir, I shan't have it. Therefor, I challenge you to a duel! Pistols at dawn I say!

Sincerely,

Dennis J. Squidbunny, esq.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puma wrote:
Google images doesn't seem to be turning up any pictures of grossly overweight people in fedoras.
It did give me this, though.


B... Benny?
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The Victim Here



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At last! We've found definitive proof of a wild Benny, in it's natural fedora no less!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This club is not nearly as cool as the He Man Woman Haters Club... oh woman hating, will you ever go out of fashion?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeys with fedoras! THE HORROR!!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
This club is not nearly as cool as the He Man Woman Haters Club... oh woman hating, will you ever go out of fashion?


Black eyes subside, but a hysterectomy never goes out of style.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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he /she has followed me all night like a lost puppy. If he/she has something to say make a topic but leave me alone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once the wild Squidbunny has attached itself to a host (referred to as "the newb" in scientific parlance) very little can be done to dislodge it save months of careful rehabilitation, not acting like a twatwaffle while posting, or in rare cases, seppuku.
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The Highlord



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arc Tempest wrote:
hatchet wrote:
he /she has followed me all night like a lost puppy. If he/she has something to say make a topic but leave me alone.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Once the wild Squidbunny has attached itself to a host (referred to as "the newb" in scientific parlance) very little can be done to dislodge it save months of careful rehabilitation, not acting like a twatwaffle while posting, or in rare cases, seppuku.

omg death threat im calling the internet police
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is false advertising, and false advertising is a crime in 'Mairka.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is the no Dennis J. Squidbunny site any way? And what does the J stand for?
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The Victim Here



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell, I pissed Dennis off a number of times. Seppuku was really the only answer. It taught me to tone down the twatwaffling.
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