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Noob here....Need some help/advice about pics/avatars.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, at least she's a great actor!*
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Keira Knightly is a fucking piece of shit actor.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The movie The Duchess was really, really intense for me though perhaps it is partially for personal reasons.

I really like muscles. Not actually so much for the bodybuilding look but I would like my own legs to have better definition.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the topic of the thread, I have the following useless advice to give:

1. Buttsex is always appropriate

2. Never start an argument with Wheels or Sojobo. You will lose.

3. All male members (ha!) are required to have a hard-on for Sam and Dennis. Also, Gary.

4. The Sinfest Ladies are HOT. Try not to creep until you become more established.

5. The comic subforum is generally populated by morons, people who rode the short bus to school, and douches.

6. Don't start a thread unless you're sure that it isn't covered in another thread.

7. There's something about puking on the strippers being a Very Bad Thing, but I never really figured it out.

Welcome to Sinfest! Don't make an ass of yourself!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
The movie The Duchess was really, really intense for me though perhaps it is partially for personal reasons.

I really like muscles. Not actually so much for the bodybuilding look but I would like my own legs to have better definition.


Other muscles to a point are cool by me but abs on a woman ruins everything that might have been sexy about her.

Not that Keira Knightly could ever transcend the boundary between actually pretty and just sort of irritating immitation of a woman.

Because she can't act.

Fun fact: You can replace "Keira Knightly" in the above post with "Orlando Bloom." Although part of me doubts that Orlando Bloom can grow abs.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thewaitersitsondown wrote:
Other muscles to a point are cool by me but abs on a woman ruins everything that might have been sexy about her.

I am in agreement though being able to see them when I flex is a good goal. Normally I am about the smoother curves.

I feel so very strange. I have it in my head that Kiera is a decent actress. I also consider myself a decent movie critic. How far I must have fallen in the... 5 years since I religiously watched movies.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vox Raucus wrote:
eeeeeeeewwwwwww.

Curves = yummy. Bones, not so much.

Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
I am in agreement though being able to see them when I flex is a good goal. Normally I am about the smoother curves.


I once knew a girl who claimed to do 100 situp/crunches a night. While I believe that number may have been slightly exagerated her belly was like a brick wall when touched and yet her abs werent eerily visible constantly.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
I feel so very strange. I have it in my head that Kiera is a decent actress. I also consider myself a decent movie critic. How far I must have fallen in the... 5 years since I religiously watched movies.[/color]

I'm just going to confirm that she really can't act.

Also, she has intimidating jaws.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old boss is a bodybuilder and when he flexes his calf it looks like the skull of a small child. Nice guy, scary and intimidating as hell.
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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No Truth Only Lies wrote:
My old boss is a bodybuilder and when he flexes his calf it looks like the skull of a small child. Nice guy, scary and intimidating as hell.


My orthopedic surgeon for rremoving my wisdom teeth was a MD state bodybuilding champion. Same thing, nice guy, scary as hell. I dont think he used any medical instuments just yelled at me teeth to get the hell out.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodybuilder men are intimidating, but bodybuilder women are scary. Respect to the fact that they can break me in half with their pinkie, but muscle can only go so far before becoming unattractive and down right disturbing for either men or women. It's like they're one muscle/tumor.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's nice that we've reached a point where, as men, we're happy to say to women 'hey, we're not judging you for being too fat!' and we can instead judge them for being too thin / muscular instead.

Great job guys! Women are so lucky to have us!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well have you _seen_ my knob?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care what you guys say, I'd still do her.
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