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Siowa



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:31 am    Post subject: Animals are fantastic :D Reply with quote

I was walking home one day and I heard a strange noise. Next to me there were two hedgehogs...haveing sex.
How hedgehogs make love? ...very carefully... Laughing
I've never seen them in that...position...Female was lieing on her back...

Have you ever notice something strange that animals do? Maby a cat eating toothpaste?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ANIMALS HAVE SEX!!??? HOW ODD.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, but when animals make love, they look silly, whereas humans look dignified and graceful whilst fucking.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some times, in a dark night, I like to stare at myself in the mirror.

and then I'd roll around in honey and monkey hair and then pee on people in the train.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.

Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh god, what if one of the hedgehog's dead, and that the other one's a necrophiliac?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These Guys wrote:
(2)When the female finally is ready to mate the defensive spines will lay flat on her back so that the male can mount her. The male will hold unto the spines on her neck during the 2-3 minute copulation.


And there are some (very few) pics in google, which show them mating "doggy style" but they are small and not worth posting.

Might I just add, that I think hedgehogs are adorable.

When I was living in the UK my mom's dogs cornered one on the patio. Emma, a Giant Schnauzer was barking her head off but obviously scared of the little creature. Mia, a small Lhasa Apso/ Shitzu mix was not scared a bit and was more curious, although still barking. My mom even touched it. When we got the dogs away it ran off into the yard.

Edit:

Here is a bit better site. Even has a pic (in B/W, but being nocturnal, that makes sense).
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everything I needed to know about sex I learned from Bill Nye.
Awww yeah.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Animals are fantastic :D Reply with quote

Siowa wrote:
Have you ever notice something strange that animals do? Maby a cat eating toothpaste?


if eating toothpaste were the strangest thing my cats did, i would die a happy woman. one of mine has clearly decided to make me an honorary cat...unfortunately, he seems unclear on whether he considers me to be his mother or his girlfriend.

i'll just spare you all the details on that one.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Animals are fantastic :D Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
unfortunately, he seems unclear on whether he considers me to be his mother or his girlfriend.


being as it's a cat, there often seems to be little or no difference between the two.

eeew.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having had cats I can say that the distinction is not always one they care to make even with their real mothers.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew we should have named our cat Edi-puss
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's something I'll bet you didn't know.

Not work-safe.

Those dogs are, indeed, mating. Betcha couldn't tell.

Oh the things you learn as an animal science major.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agamemnon wrote:
I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.

Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information...

And apes...and many others...

Pigs have orgazms for abaut 30 minut each... Surprised
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