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Snorri



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't need 30 minute orgasms. I don't see what would be so great about that.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
I don't need 30 minute orgasms. I don't see what would be so great about that.

Shocked I don't get it.
The orgasms woldbe great Exclamation
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well sure. But you would also not be able to do anything for half an hour.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Well sure. But you would also not be able to do anything for half an hour.


Says the virgin.

PS. Multiorgasmic = yay!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
Here's something I'll bet you didn't know.

Not work-safe.

Those dogs are, indeed, mating. Betcha couldn't tell.

Oh the things you learn as an animal science major.


I seen tigers do that too.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Well sure. But you would also not be able to do anything for half an hour.

Do you think that you would waste your time...on orgasm...well if I could then I would shurly waste my time in this way! Yey Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siowa wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.

Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information...

And apes...and many others...

Pigs have orgazms for abaut 30 minut each... Surprised


Most apes do not mate face to face, or "missionary position" as I like to call it. I do. All the time. I often go up to girls and ask them if they would like to go to the mission....*ahem*, okay, back on track.

According to Wikipedia, Humans and a few land animals: "bonobo, orangutan, potto, sloths, all arboreal" mate missionary.

The Aquatic Ape Hypothesis is actually a very interesting read.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis#Reproductive_traits_2

Very Happy "Human females do not have an inaccessible vagina."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MsFrisby wrote:
Very Happy "Human females do not have an inaccessible vagina."


Mine do. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there's plenty of human females with an inaccessible vagina
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

speaking of the missionary position, did you know that the reason human beings stand on two and not four legs is because it was the only way for the female pelvis to expand wide enough to accomodate the ever-increasing size of their infants skulls. our larger than normal heads (the ratio of head to body at birth is the most discrepant in the animal kingdom) are also why humans are basically born premature, and take exponentially longer time to develop basic self-sufficient survival skills.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Well sure. But you would also not be able to do anything for half an hour.


Snorri has got shit to do.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
I don't need 30 minute orgasms. I don't see what would be so great about that.


You've got to be kidding. Where do you have to be that's so important that you don't have time to orgasm for 30 minutes straight? Orgasm = pleasure. I'll take pleasure for 30 minutes straight, kplzthx. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know. It sounds like too much of a good thing [/spoken like a true guy]
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

trustedfaith wrote:
Snorri wrote:
I don't need 30 minute orgasms. I don't see what would be so great about that.


You've got to be kidding. Where do you have to be that's so important that you don't have time to orgasm for 30 minutes straight? Orgasm = pleasure. I'll take pleasure for 30 minutes straight, kplzthx. Very Happy


I doubt you could survive 30 minutes, tbh.

Although, I might have to take the risk.
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