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Uncle Benny
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| Drui wrote: | | bottm_angel wrote: | | Anyways, useless trivia time. Male llamas have a 12-14inch pencil thin prehensile penis. |
PFT. A bull's penis is a good 3 feet. One of my professors has a cane made out of a bull's penis. |
ri...rig... rigimortis? |
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Drui
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, and for Guccipiggy: The boar (male pig) has a curly penis. It's so it fits into the sow's corkscrew-shaped cervix and locks in place while he ejaculates, better ensuring fertilization.
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Drui
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| Uncle Benny wrote: | | ri...rig... rigimortis? |
LOL, more like shellac. Rigor mortis actually ceases after a while. So really, a body is only stiff for maybe a few days.
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:18 am Post subject: |
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| So that's why those ads say that if your're stiff for more than three hours to call a doctor. RIGOR MORTIS! |
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Guccipiggy
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I promise my penis isn't curly.
Also, I'm a girl.
I said I bet you look good on he dancefloor, dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!
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Siowa
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| Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining...
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Snorri
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| Siowa wrote: | Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining... |
Maybe they do! And we just don't realize it!
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Agamemnon
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| Flion wrote: | | Agamemnon wrote: | I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.
Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information... |
I don't want to know how you know about humans and dolphins. Interspecies sex - Ewwwww. Except Humans and Vulcans, which is a beautiful thing.  |
Wasn't it Jane Fonda who proclaimed she had sex with a Dolphin and it was wonderful?
(Actually, I guess male dolphins like to swim up to people and wrap their penis around a leg for fun. Hasn't happened to me yet, though I do look forward to swimming with dolphins some day.)
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Snorri
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| Agamemnon wrote: | | Flion wrote: | | Agamemnon wrote: | I'm skeptical. I thought humans and dolphins were the only species that screw facing each other.
Of course, I have no idea where I heard this piece of information... |
I don't want to know how you know about humans and dolphins. Interspecies sex - Ewwwww. Except Humans and Vulcans, which is a beautiful thing. |
Wasn't it Jane Fonda who proclaimed she had sex with a Dolphin and it was wonderful?
(Actually, I guess male dolphins like to swim up to people and wrap their penis around a leg for fun. Hasn't happened to me yet, though I do look forward to swimming with dolphins some day.) |
Miss the shifty emoticon too?
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Agamemnon
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Sometimes, yes.
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Drui
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| Siowa wrote: | | Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail? |
As a matter of fact I did... 
I know you're a girl, Gucc... Does that mean your cervix is twisted?
...I'm not sure what emoticon to use there. Maybe... o_O
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Yorick
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| Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Siowa wrote: | Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail?
...30 minut orgasm...do you think you coudn't survive? Pigs do and they aren't complaining... |
well, they do squeal a lot ... |
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Guccipiggy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| Drui wrote: | | Siowa wrote: | | Did you know that pig's penis is curled like its tail? |
As a matter of fact I did...
I know you're a girl, Gucc... Does that mean your cervix is twisted?
...I'm not sure what emoticon to use there. Maybe... o_O |
You know, this should go into the superhero thread.
I help fashion victims and have 30 minute orgasms. Without anything curly. NOW THAT'S TALENT. |
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