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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not cuss! (Or do, it's your choice.)
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I won without even trying. Let me take a moment to appreciate the majesty of how awesome I am.

My feet are slightly cold.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The street beneath his feet was colder than the wind- the solid chill of stone that had sat through the night- somehow even more biting than the winter air in his face.

But the cold was not what made him shiver.

It was the still, slumped silhouette, obscure behind the translucent fiberglass veil of the bus stop in front of him.

Veils cannot conceal that which is already known.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Istancow wrote:
Veils cannot conceal that which is already known.


Neither can veal. Veal can't conceal much.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And vellum, more often than not, has been used to spread knowledge of that which might have otherwise been concealed.

Vellum pages. Whoever commissioned this book clearly thought it an important volume.

Whoever had kept it since had not. Missing was a great deal of the cover, including the strap that would have bound the book closed, so that the book had swelled and fallen from its perch on the shelf to lie sprawled on the floor.

The cover offered no indication of the content. I took the codex in my hands and opened it to the first page of text.

The letters were not printed; the title and prose were inscribed by calligraphic hand.

"Daring Do and the Sapphire Statue"
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not cuss! (Or do, it's your choice.)


The shots startled us all. A second shock immediately followed in an uncharacteristic breach of the reserve of the ship's chaplain; Reverend Mills let loose a volley of profanity that would shame even the boatswain.

"Goddamnit, fucking hell! What in the name of sweet tits was that?"

It took me a few minutes to find the composure to respond.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YELLOW CATSUP
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Repetition for EMPHASIS



EMPHASIS
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS THREAD WAS AT 64,000 VIEWS EXACTLY

BUT NOT ANYMORE
BECAUSE I CLICKED ON IT

MUAHAHAHAHAA
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diabolical. Stan approves.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Furthermore, I HAVE CHANGED MY SIGNATURE TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT IT WAS BEFORE

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said what what
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUT I DON"T HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY
I HAVE TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hush now, it's good exercise for you. it builds up the strength in your little fingers, so you can ring tricycle bells.
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