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Agamemnon



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um yeah, thanks for the real time hilarity, Willem. Pochahontas
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rm wrote:
Willem wrote:
To get this back on track, even though I probably said it in the last thread: My history teacher thought that Pocahontas was a real historic figure.


she was.


Oh really!?

Edit: oh look, she was. Still, my teacher is really, really stupid. Seriously.

Edit: Sorry, my memory from that period in history is a bit hazy. Must've drank much back then.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: pocaholic Reply with quote

Willem wrote:
To get this back on track, even though I probably said it in the last thread: My history teacher thought that Pocahontas was a real historic figure.

She's hilariously dumb.


Hank: Brock, if pirates really exist, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right? It's like, all bets are off!

Brock: Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.

Hank: So you agree with me that this is impossible.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa's not real? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, virgin, there is a Santa Claus....
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fresh one!
Yesterday, a friend of mine was having a conversation with another student and mentioned that she was Albanian. The student responded, "Oh cool, I've never been to New York before." We were all silent for a few seconds.
"I'm from Albania", my friend replied.
"That's like slang for Albany, right?"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:49 pm    Post subject: i swear to you this picture makes me laugh so hard Reply with quote

MsFrisby wrote:
How do you not chew your tongue bloody in that class? And it's only the second week of classes?


Since I am inclined to re-use the picture, I will inform you that I feel like this at the end of each class

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: i swear to you this picture makes me laugh so hard Reply with quote

Marik wrote:
MsFrisby wrote:
How do you not chew your tongue bloody in that class? And it's only the second week of classes?


Since I am inclined to re-use the picture, I will inform you that I feel like this at the end of each class



Oddly enough, the first time you posted the picture, I just kind of chuckled a little, but THIS time, I laughed and laughed. I don't know why it's so much funnier this time to me. But it is!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of my friends revealed that birds don't have sex. When I asked how she thought they procreated she suggested that male birds fertilise the eggs by piercing them with their "sharp penises".

Also, bees eat flowers and shit out honey.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This happened while I was out.

Comcast Guy: You're entering your senior year? What's your major?
Emily: Yes, I'm studying anthropology.
Comcast Guy: What're you going to do with that? What's that, like rocks in deserts and stuff?
Emily: ...yep.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Celaeno wrote:
This happened while I was out.

Comcast Guy: You're entering your senior year? What's your major?
Emily: Yes, I'm studying anthropology.
Comcast Guy: What're you going to do with that? What's that, like rocks in deserts and stuff?
Emily: ...yep.


The poor man was obviously confused by this song:

Kansas wrote:

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.
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sporko



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....wow, the connection just...isn't there.

what?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Willem wrote:
To get this back on track, even though I probably said it in the last thread: My history teacher thought that Pocahontas was a real historic figure.


...

They put her on the US dollar coin! She played a massive part in the initial exploration of our country! Give the poor woman credit, Jesus.

Edit: I realized this had been addressed already... But seriously, I like Pocahontas =( She deserves more credit.


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sporko



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uh i think we already went through the whole "wait, willem, she WAS a historical figure" bit.

also, he's from belgium. and, if i recall correctly, he's flemish. not that that is an excuse, but...it explains so much. =x
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damnit, you're too fast for me.
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