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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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See, you donít follow.

This hammer was discovered in rock that is 75 million years old.

Several of these spheres are found on Earth. Dated to be 3 billion years old. Explain that.

We donít know jack about our history.


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ďThe hammer in question was probably dropped or discarded by a local miner or craftsman within the last few hundred years, after which dissolved limy sediment hardened into a nodule around it.Ē

As for the spheres, those are Klerksdorp spheres, and they occur naturally.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing more amusing than massive (impossible) cover-ups is massive (impossible) cover-ups that no one would benefit from.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the obvious benefit of all these findings, which is that we now know you can cook your food by standing in front of it and chanting Satan.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a slow process. Today I took some eggs out of the fridge and decided to cook them using this process, because it seems more natural than my electric oven (and I don't think that's healthy). It took about twenty or thirty minutes, but I did manage to heat them up to room temperature. Then I got hoarse from all the chanting and had to switch to boiling. Maybe if I chant louder next time?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly you need to get more than one person on it. Who heard of demonic chanting working outside a cult? I mean really be logical about this.
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Echo



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it work the other way, in that exposing water to positive energy will cool it down? Because that's going to play merry hell with Church coffee mornings...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell is exothermic.
Hell is the opposite of Heaven.
Therefore, Heaven is endothermic.*
Refrigerators are endothermic.
Therefore, Heaven is where God keeps his snacks.
Good people go to Heaven when they die.
Good ingredients go in the refrigerator before being used in a meal.
Therefore, God devours your souls (or at least nibbles on them when He doesn't feel like cooking, storing the rest for a week or two and then throwing them out).



*In the chemical sense, not the metabolic sense.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stuff to Blow Your Mind did a great podcast on the weather in Hell (According to Dante's Inferno) - http://www.stufftoblowyourmind.com/podcasts/science-hell/
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