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E-boy
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 Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: Strangest things you've ever heard.... |
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Probably for me it would be a marine saying "HEY GUYS, IT'S A TRAP!!!! THEY'RE ALL SHEEP!"
It actually makes sense in the context it was said, but I like it better out of context.
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Drui
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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Location: 'Jersey :}
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"If it wasn't for that horse, I never would've gone to college..."
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Agamemnon
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
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Location: Studying somewhere. Or at least that's where I should be.
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"I can't find my arm"
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andrew
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
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Location: the raging sea
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"Clutcharino!!!"
-My boss, when asked if he thought it made him cooler to use the expression "clutch." |
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CTrees
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Thy Brilliance
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Relative
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*At a rave, a drunk belligerent boyfriend talks to a guy dancing with "his girl"*
"I'M GOING TO THROW YOU AT AN ICE CREAM TRUCK, AND YOU'LL BE STRAWBERRY FLAVORED!!!"
I wish I was making this up. I would kill for a soundclip of this. |
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The Victim Here
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Almost Not Trinity.
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"Maybe if you hadn't sucked off that priest..."
*utter silence*
*Pen drops*
"That's what I'M sayin'!"
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Mizike
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Iowa City
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"Mmmmm... toilet paper"
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