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Him
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The funny, or maybe frightening, thing is that if people are trolling that site, I couldn't tell.
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Willem
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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Poe's law, eh.
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Mizike
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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The "Is this a parody or what?" factor is the reason that this site should become the new textsfromlastnight.
| Quote: | | Require therapy for gay parents before they can be allowed near their children. |
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Damn, runtime errors all over the place. |
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Why does this website look like some of kind of "Congress - for kids!" si--
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kinda obvious |
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Mizike
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| WheelsOfConfusion wrote: | | Damn, runtime errors all over the place. |
The Open Mic section (a particularly crazy one) now says
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A very high volume of Americans are speaking out right now.
Please wait a moment and try again. |
Edit: it looks like it's a site-wide thing.
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Michael
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Him wrote: | | Willem wrote: | | Quote: | | Military checkpoints at city limits that check for drivers license, vehicle registration and religious affiliation. Muslims, Jews and Buddhists will need to provide social security cards and/or passports. This is the only way to secure our free nation. |
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I can imagine the Israel lobby might have mixed feelings about that one. |
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Mizike
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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The American Values one is the best for hijacking
| Quote: | | Give a pair of truck nutz to all americans! Because there's nothing more manly and american than a pair of balls hanging from your pickup truck. Take THAT Al Qaeda! |
| Quote: | | Require all Muslims in the U.S. to wear ankle bracelet transponders so we know where the terrorists are at all times. |
| Quote: | | We need to remember that this country was founded as a Christian Nation. Sure the pilgrims were so conservative that the british kicked them out of their country. And sure most of our founding fathers were not Christian per-se. And sure they wrote in Religious freedom into the constitution meaning you could practice whatever you believed. But let's be honest, all of that is clearly irrelevant because God is ONLY Christian. If you don't believe in God, you aren't Christian, and if you aren't Christian you shouldn't be a leader. It's in the Bible, and that's all that matters in this Country. |
And one I think is sincere but is too beautiful not to post:
| Quote: | | China and North Korea can build a wall and have no problem keeping people out. Why can't we? Take the rest of the stimulus money and build one. Also put National Guard look out post every 1000 yards with lights and dogs. |
Ahh, role models.
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Sam
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| American conservatives just balls-out asked for the internet to troll the everloving shit out of them. |
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nathan
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Michael wrote: | | Him wrote: | | Willem wrote: | | Quote: | | Military checkpoints at city limits that check for drivers license, vehicle registration and religious affiliation. Muslims, Jews and Buddhists will need to provide social security cards and/or passports. This is the only way to secure our free nation. |
wat |
I can imagine the Israel lobby might have mixed feelings about that one. |
freeeee |
Buddhists?
Is anti-buddhism a thing now?
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Mizike
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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There was a tiny Tiger-Woods-shoulda-been-Christian thing.
It just keeps getting better.
| Quote: | | Teach high school and middle school students about the joys of traditional human relations to stop the diaspora to same gender relations. |
Edit: Best idea I've heard from republicans in years:
| Quote: | | Don't you just hate it when you get ready for bed, and just when you begin to settle in under the nice comfy sheets and fluff your pillow you realize— you kinda have to go to the bathroom? |
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mouse
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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i'm wonder how (and if) the house republicans will actually analyze this. some recent highlights on national security:
| Quote: | | I think all americans should bathe in Nuclear Waste. This has been shown to be an effective tactic in the past of transforming the human body into something more powerful and superhuman. With a nation of powerful mutants, not only would we prevent ourselves from being invaded, we would have a wildly powerful offense with millions able to fly, shoot lasers from their eyes and take bullets. Ninja Cats would still prove to be a problem. |
| Quote: | | Annex Canada and Mexico. Building wall across Guatemala will be easier and melting ice cap means Russians will have harder time with invasion. |
and of course, those people who are just too hung up on the local:
| Quote: | | Somebody stole my bike even though I had a bike lock on it... Guess I should have spent the extra $7 for the deluxe one with the thicker chain. Dangit. |
although i'd have voted for that last guy, if i didn't have to sign in to do it. i like someone who takes responsibility.
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| i look forward to the House Republicans' attempt to repeal Newton's laws. |
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Willem
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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I like the evolution (EVIL-UTION) of this site. Tea Partiers and light conservatives. The occasional left-wing blogger => site crashes => the internet.
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Willem
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I hate sand. It's rough and course and it gets everywhere. |
Fight the good fight, brother.
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