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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this explains some of the success of built-in back massagers.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Our cats were proactive and sabotaged the one in our couch from the inside while they were kittens. The couch was second hand, and the massager only half worked, but they made sure that it was completely gone. I know it was purposeful because the couch also has a built-in phone and they left those wires alone.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I just noticed that at the inauguration of Pope Frank that Bob Mugabe was in the audience. Can this world get any more bizarre?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A random thought inspired by a random tower-ad; I figured this was probably the most appropriate place for it:

The ad: "Red Meat: What Makes It Unhealthy?"

The thought: "Well, being dead, butchered, roasted, and sliced up is seldom an indication that one's health is all that great, at the moment..."
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶e̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶

somehow I just got a chunk of carrot in my eye
what the hell
how does that even happen
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

carrots are supposed to be good for your vision...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, Spelunky, I want to play other games for a while. You know, games that I actually paid money for. ... Spelunky? Why are you looking at me like th- OW! Stop it, Spelunky! STOP! OUCH! OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN! I'll play you just one more time! Please stop hurting me, Spelunky! TnT
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So census is the number of people on a hospital unit. A matrix is the number of different types of staff required based on the census (# of patients). I work on the cardiovascular unit (called progressive care). When we have less than 35 people whose hearts are being monitored (we watch the patients on three units) the matrix calls for only one person doing my job. When there are less than 18 patients on the cardiac unit the matrix says we don't need a coordinator (my other job). But the matrix never calls for only one telemetry technician and no coordinator. So we have 10 patients, and two people watching 28 patients...

TL;DR there are two people doing less than one job and I am super bored. I invented new arrhythmias just to have something to look for.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

where the hell is brighton?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

South coast of England, straight down the M23/A23 from London.

And a hell of a long, wet trail from SoHo, in New York City, for Tommy--the Who's "Pinball Wizard"--to have played every pinball machine along the way, I always thought. Maybe there's a SoHo neighborhood, or street, or district, in London?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That, yes. Not that I've ever been to Soho.


Or Hastings, or Brighton, or Eastport too.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
where the hell is brighton?


Follow the scent of Joop & nice footwear.

Come back to Sinfest, they said, it's not just directions to gay hotspots, they said ...
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sinfest is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here
in this tiny apartment
with its multiplying cats
and a shitty college diet of potatoes and cheap beer
singing: sinfesst is the best
you can fuck all of the rest
'cause we are happy right here

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i don't know where to put this, so i'll put it here. i was reading an obit about a former reporter, and the article had a link to a major story he had done, outing a local ku klux klan leader as being jewish.. the article gave the guy's criminal history, including an arrest - this is about that:

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The Renaissance party retained John D. Graves as attorney because of what it called "his reputaton as a defender of Anglo-American law as opposed to the Talmudic code so often practiced in New York courts."

Mr. Graves submitted a legal brief indicating a strong antipathy to "pinkos" and he rendered some words or phrases, such as "Fascist beasts," not in ordinary type but in an ornate curlicue script for emphasis or sarcastic effect.

The case involved attempts by the Fascists to break up picketing by Negroes outside a White Castle stand in the Bronx in a dispute over alleged hiring discrimination. Mr. Graves complained that the court was "ever harrying the Fascist beasts who thought to buy and drink some coffee and 12-cent hamburgers therewith to eat, nonabstante the voodoo curses."


1) i am somewhat amused to find that the Talmudic code apparently preceded Sharia law as A Threat To The American Legal System.

2) i am wondering whether the current crop of crazy lawyers is as eloquent as the past ones. (actually, i'm not sure eloquent is quite the right word, although i am sure mr. graves would have thought so.)
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