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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

Unless they're your own...

Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

my smoked ribs brings all the boys to the yard.

damn right.

nathan · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269

when they bring all the birds to the yard, gimme a call
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nathan · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269

clarification: band, not bitches
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dazedb42 · Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:51 am Post subject:

fire is like television without the ads.
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dazedb42 · Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:16 am Post subject:

today there is a memorial service for the poor blighter that got eaten by a shark on Monday. Why do surfers dress as seals and surf at breaks that have seals basking around when the whale migration is on and the area is full of great whites?

Madness I tell you.
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Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

Haven't you ever sky dived while dressed as a sheep during the great hawk season?

it's all about the thrills, man, the thrills.

Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

oh man, can you imagine how dangerous it'd be if our sky is filled with large predators?

no no, I don't mean helicopters, helicopters are naturally weak to buses thrown at them, no, I'm talking about flying dragons, or giant eagle falcon hawks, we would be so screwed!

or it would be awesome.

Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

also, bus cannon.

nathan · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269

This calls for an eagle throwing a goat off a cliff.
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Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

that goat would have been fine had he had himself some bus cannons.

wait, no, eagles are immune against buses.

I did a survey on it, 49% of people believe that eagles are immune against buses while 33 % of people enjoys the taste of pepsi throw back.

the other 18% spat on my shoe, in their defense, my shoe was asking for it.

Chocolatefan · Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 253

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432

nathan · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269

i wish someone would set it to Let the Eagles Soar, though.
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nathan · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269

fact: after listening to that song, I inevitably spend the next five minutes singing the refrain with right wing gusto
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marky Mark Proust