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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why on earth would someone who was intentionally making a half-sandwich cut the bread in half horizontally, rather than vertically, when doing it vertically produces a nice symmetrical sandwich with the top half matching the bottom half, and cutting it in half horizontally makes it all unbalanced?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that person is obviously an agent of space aliens, disguised as a human to fool us
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
why on earth would someone who was intentionally making a half-sandwich cut the bread in half horizontally, rather than vertically, when doing it vertically produces a nice symmetrical sandwich with the top half matching the bottom half, and cutting it in half horizontally makes it all unbalanced?


But even vertically in half the pieces aren't symmetrical. The only way to do it is to use two pieces of bread lined up like they were on the loaf. Then you have 2 half sandwiches. 2 is better than 1. At least in sandwich form.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

apparently they make the half-sandwiches to order, so they only use 1 slice.

but they seem to have this thing about cutting bread in half horizontally. they do that even when you order a whole sandwich, rather than cutting it in half on the diagonal, as god intended.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heathens.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found the front half of somebody's smartphone on my dog walk tonight. Went back later with a flashlight and found the rest of it scattered around, along with a wallet emptied of cash, but with the SS card and driver's license still in the flaps. Took 'em all over to the sheriff's office and turned them in.

NOW I JUST HAVE TO SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE REWARD MONEY TO COME ROLLIN' IN, RIGHT???


Seriously though I hope whoever they belong to is alright.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Found the front half of somebody's smartphone on my dog walk tonight. Went back later with a flashlight and found the rest of it scattered around, along with a wallet emptied of cash, but with the SS card and driver's license still in the flaps. Took 'em all over to the sheriff's office and turned them in.

NOW I JUST HAVE TO SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE REWARD MONEY TO COME ROLLIN' IN, RIGHT???


Seriously though I hope whoever they belong to is alright.


Probably a millionaire who want to give you all their money.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever noticed that YouTube comments are fucking terrible?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I noticed a long time ago, but it's been off my radar for a while.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, I don't have the Herp Derp YouTube Comments extension installed in Iceweasel yet, so the comments actually show up as actual words.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I daresay that the comments sections on some of these videos are substantially worse even than 4chan.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it's partly because so many people use YouTube. How many is it, a billion?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I take back the comparison of the YouTube comment sections to 4chan. That was unduly insulting to 4chan.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess the comments are usually okay on small-time things, like maybe a song by an independent music artist who has only gathered fans on the scale of hundreds so far, or something fandom-related that's not gotten any attention from outside of its particular fandom. But even then they're hardly ever interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I deleted the YouTube channel associated with my primary email address a while back, so I can't engage in any of these comment sections myself. This is a good thing. I do not wish to change this.

But where's the smite button on my keyboard? That would be handy.
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