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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But then you would have had to deal with the endless parade of women I bring home... I wouldn't want to make things awkward.


you mean that awkward point when they realize how huge my wang is and come to my room instead? yeah..i see your point. :/

Exactly. We'd start competing, and the next thing you know we both drop out of school to become gigolos. Then we die of syphilis in each other's arms, crazy as loons.


neurosyphilis is the best syphilis!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thinking of the UK for winter break. who's in?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not going anywhere winter break (I finally live near family for the first time in 8 years)... might be going to Europe for spring break, though.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm not going anywhere winter break (I finally live near family for the first time in 8 years)... might be going to Europe for spring break, though.


star-crossed travelers Sad

when is your spring break? where in europe?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

in light of recent events, this thread is hilarious in a whole new and ultimately infuriating way
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sporko wrote:
Dogen wrote:
sporko wrote:
Dogen wrote:
But then you would have had to deal with the endless parade of women I bring home... I wouldn't want to make things awkward.


you mean that awkward point when they realize how huge my wang is and come to my room instead? yeah..i see your point. :/

Exactly. We'd start competing, and the next thing you know we both drop out of school to become gigolos. Then we die of syphilis in each other's arms, crazy as loons.


neurosyphilis is the best syphilis!



do you get it from unprotected mindfucks?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tractor seats, mostly. Also those little packets of breath freshening strips.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit. I knew there was something sketchy as fuck about those things.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ShadowCell wrote:
in light of recent events, this thread is hilarious in a whole new and ultimately infuriating way


my word - i must have been quite annoyed, i never use language like that. i have to go reread the whole thread now.

but you gotta understand my position here. i escaped the congressman i was ranting about there due to redistricting....which put me in darrell issa's district. between a guy who wants to slobber on a few women and one who wants to fuck most of the country......well, it sorta reawakens positive feelings for ol' bob.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg there is a classic bit of soaring sam imagination, but i have to go swim so i guess i'll get to the rest of it tomorrow. now i'm on the edge of my seat, wondering how we got from that lunacy to my post.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, i finished it, and it's still not clear how we got there.

"bob filner, boy democrat" - honestly, i must have been on something. and in the middle of a workday, too! no wonder life seems so dull these days.

now, however, i have to go off for my Live Scan, after which i will apparently be hearing from the DOJ. i hope they haven't connected me with blowing up australia. that might seriously impact my hopes for a raise.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i only even remembered that because before Bob Filner was in the news for sexual harassment, the only other place where i had ever even heard his name was on Sinfest
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just spent like two minutes picking the salt off of some saltine crackers
because fuck salt

also, this forum is kind of hard to navigate without a mouse or pointing device of any kind

I had to hold the tab key down for like ten seconds just to get to this thread, and it looks like actually submitting the comment is going to be even harder

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know they make unsalted saltines. although i don't know why anyone would want such a thing. because without the salt, it sorta just tastes like ...well, nothing, really.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like unsalted saltines. Saltines are great dipped in milk, though that works better without the salt in my opinion.
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