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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you just need to stand on your head for a while, after you um....introduce it.

not long. i would guess 2-3 hrs would do the trick.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just get a butt plug?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm already wearing one.

it wouldn't help

much

not with something watery
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

now I just need to campaign against masturbation and I'll finally be worthy of the Kellogg family name

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Harvey Kellogg was one of the worst people in the history of ever
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

even the tastiness of corn flakes is not sufficient to redeem him
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wait - you are a kellogg?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONSUMING YOGURT THROUGH ANY ORIFICE??? you are supposed to be living off cornflakes! or at least highly sweetened totally unnatural things with neon colors and suchlike.

oh wait....just read the article. apparently you are consuming yogurt via the only approved orifice.


my bad.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

like Graham crackers, corn flakes were originally intended to be as bland as possible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes#History
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heretical Rants wrote:
I don't think I'd be able to retain it for very long if I mixed it with water.

Holding it in is really more of a volume issue than a consistency one. Your anus is water tight. Well, most are. It may be uncomfortable, though. I've only ever put tubes into the butts of people who are already uncomfortable, but they do describe a feeling of fullness when you put about a liter in them.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

waterier = less comfortable, greater urge to dispel, yes
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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