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The Highlord
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I'd watch this shit but I'm busy getting my anus bleached.
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Sam
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| I'd watch this but farrakhan is pretty much a nutball, so |
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dazedb42
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he's a good nut job though, apart from his religious delusions that is..
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Sam
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| 'you mean to tell me you want to make this organization not racially exclusive? fuck you, peace out, allah to my homies' — louie farrakizzle |
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Dogen
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| The Highlord wrote: | | I'd watch this shit but I'm busy getting my anus bleached. |
One of the DJs on my morning show got his anus bleached on the air. It made for interesting radio, but I was disappointed to hear that to keep the chocolate starfish vanilla you have to keep doing it. That's the kind of dedication only a good porn star has. I don't even keep my hair trimmed, and I can do that without someone giving me a burning sensation on my ass.
Umm... so what was this thread about?
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Mizike
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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Anal bleaching, now.
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Sam
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:36 am Post subject: |
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| I don't need anal bleaching. my starfish is naturally vanilla. |
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Darqcyde
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Yeah, but we've all had those strawberry-syrup-highlighted-morning-after-all-you-can-eat-wing-nite type experiences, amirite? 
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Dogen
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:23 am Post subject: |
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| Sam wrote: | | I don't need anal bleaching. my starfish is naturally vanilla. |
Run, don't walk, to your nearest porn star enlistment station! You may be the next... whoever is famous for having an attractive butthole. Think of how this may change your life for the better (but only for the better)!
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Samsally
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I had no idea I would learn so much about Sam's anus when I clicked on this thread. Boy howdy, did you show me!
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Oh god, please don't. |
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Michael
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Anal bleaching might be good for some, but it just sounds pointless to me. I mean, who would see it? I can think of a few people but all of them are more in the "forced" than "interested" category. I mean, if you want to see my ass hole you probably don't care to much for the color, right? or the saturation or hue, whatever it affects.
So why spend all that money (?) on something I won't get to enjoy anyway
Or do they hold up a mirror?
Like in a barber's?
Do they hold up a mirror so you can see your anus?
Cause that might be worth it
I haven't seen that thing in years |
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zeezee
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i was kinda wondering how sam knows what color his starfish is.
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Samsally
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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| He just had to watch the tapes. |
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Sam
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| Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| zeezee wrote: | | i was kinda wondering how sam knows what color his starfish is. |
The director loves the low-angle shots so it's actually pretty prominent. |
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