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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5311

I will file that in 'things I never needed to know but will now use to horrify my friends'.

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8835

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9287 Location: Bellingham, WA

My understanding was that the best way to clear the brush and make the tree look taller was to manscape the old fashioned way - paying an elderly Asian lady to oil you up and go to town with a straight razor. There's even a youtube video about it.
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8835

Can this be done with a young asian girl? I mean, why does it have to be elderly?

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9287 Location: Bellingham, WA

No. Really, it doesn't matter what race she is, as long as she's old. Old ladies who shave your balls have experience, and that's what matters.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:07 am Post subject:

E-boy · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:55 pm Post subject:

What I really need bleached after reading this are my eyeballs...
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picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

... syrup of fig?
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Ironically, Halen's one of the few people here I wouldn't worry about terrifying my friends and family. In my head he ends every real life conversation stroking his chin and saying, "well yes, that sounds reasonable."

Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:41 pm Post subject:

Anything likely to encourage rimming is a-okay in my book.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:10 pm Post subject:

I didn't even realise that - aside from my last post - I had participated in this thread. Turns out I'm something of a sac'n'crack expert.

No but really, don't get your balls waxed, it hurts like fuckity. Though, as I know, and as I may have been trying to communicate earlier, getting your arse crack waxed isn't too bad. I mean, women complain about it. But then women complain about soft shit like lack of empathy, and child birth. And no-one in their right mind gives a fuck about either.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:11 pm Post subject:

INB4, fuckin' women, how do they work?
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Oneponytoruleall · Joined: 02 Jan 2011 Posts: 3114

picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Syrup-of-Figs-100ml_1830/?CAWELAID=334478833&cm_mmc=Shopping%20Engines-_-Google%20Base-_---_-Boots%20Syrup%20of%20Figs%20%20100ml

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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15446 Location: under the bed

i was going to say that's not what he is talking about at all, but now that i read the label, i could be wrong.
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