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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Sam wrote:
I don't need anal bleaching. my starfish is naturally vanilla.

Run, don't walk, to your nearest porn star enlistment station! You may be the next... whoever is famous for having an attractive butthole. Think of how this may change your life for the better (but only for the better)!


And if you're going to make it any good, you need to have the whole crizzackle waxed first - otherwise you're just bleaching crinkly hairs, and you end up looking like a lovely panoramic Xmas card valley. But waxing the shitter is no probs. Just don't try getting your hanging gardens waxed.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will file that in 'things I never needed to know but will now use to horrify my friends'.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
But waxing the shitter is no probs. Just don't try getting your hanging gardens waxed.


Oh man TELL me about it. But when you spend the whole four hundred dollars for the full body wax, you just feel cheated if you let them skip any part at all!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My understanding was that the best way to clear the brush and make the tree look taller was to manscape the old fashioned way - paying an elderly Asian lady to oil you up and go to town with a straight razor. There's even a youtube video about it.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can this be done with a young asian girl? I mean, why does it have to be elderly?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No. Really, it doesn't matter what race she is, as long as she's old. Old ladies who shave your balls have experience, and that's what matters.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
But waxing the shitter is no probs. Just don't try getting your hanging gardens waxed.


Oh man TELL me about it. But when you spend the whole four hundred dollars for the full body wax, you just feel cheated if you let them skip any part at all!


If you're waxing the whole cock-wig then you're a fool, and also entering a whole world of pain. The underscratch can be waxed at great pain. The syrup-of-fig should be left to trimming. Don't even try it.

Wax the crease, by all means.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I really need bleached after reading this are my eyeballs...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... syrup of fig?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything likely to encourage rimming is a-okay in my book.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't even realise that - aside from my last post - I had participated in this thread. Turns out I'm something of a sac'n'crack expert.

No but really, don't get your balls waxed, it hurts like fuckity. Though, as I know, and as I may have been trying to communicate earlier, getting your arse crack waxed isn't too bad. I mean, women complain about it. But then women complain about soft shit like lack of empathy, and child birth. And no-one in their right mind gives a fuck about either.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

INB4, fuckin' women, how do they work?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
I didn't even realise that - aside from my last post - I had participated in this thread. Turns out I'm something of a sac'n'crack expert.

No but really, don't get your balls waxed, it hurts like fuckity. Though, as I know, and as I may have been trying to communicate earlier, getting your arse crack waxed isn't too bad. I mean, women complain about it. But then women complain about soft shit like lack of empathy, and child birth. And no-one in their right mind gives a fuck about either.


You're so right.

You should go out and buy yourself a gift. http://www.epiladyusa.net/epclcoep1.html
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Syrup-of-Figs-100ml_1830/?CAWELAID=334478833&cm_mmc=Shopping%20Engines-_-Google%20Base-_---_-Boots%20Syrup%20of%20Figs%20%20100ml

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was going to say that's not what he is talking about at all, but now that i read the label, i could be wrong.
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