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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:

Actually it's usually something that you develop into adulthood.


But if you're white and from european descent it's pretty unlikely you'll get it.


OH FUUUUU

would not be a cool 23rd birthday present.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigBadWolf wrote:
ouch dude...that sucks if you have a sweet teeth for ice cream.


Dude I have a tooth for damn near every dairy product that's not actually straight up milk, which I in fact hate with a passion. Sometimes the joy outweighs the consequences. Sometimes. Had to cut out the daily smoothies though because I would lay bombs in my office all day
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

::stands up:: My name is Lasairfiona and I am lactose intolerant.

Look! A cure!


This will fix it unless you are actually allergic to milk. This is the enzyme you are missing that digests the milk for you. Take a couple pills before eating the milk product and no more gas, bloating, or diarrhea. You may have to take more if you are particularly lactose intolerant but it works.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only get gas and mild bloating so I dunno if I'm truly lactose "intolerant". Like there's no KKK against lactose in my body. It's more like my stomach just gives milk and milk products dirty looks as they pass through.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It means your stomach doesn't feel like digesting all of it. Those pills fix the problem by adding the enzyme you don't have. Go buy some and try it out (off brand works just fine though I find I have to take a bit more of it).
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What happena my handle?



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Haha. Asians can't drink anything. They're more likely to have lactose intolerance and to lack sufficient acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, which breaks down the metabolite of alcohol that makes you flush and get sick.
On the other hand, they tend not to stink so bad when they sweat.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's okay, I'll be drunk and stinky and my asian friends will be sober and farty. That's a trade where I think I come out on top.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was born i was lactose-intolerant, and i couldn't have soy milk, and then i manned the fuck up and drank milk anyway. True story.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
::stands up:: My name is Lasairfiona and I am lactose intolerant.

Look! A cure!


This will fix it unless you are actually allergic to milk. This is the enzyme you are missing that digests the milk for you. Take a couple pills before eating the milk product and no more gas, bloating, or diarrhea. You may have to take more if you are particularly lactose intolerant but it works.

Oh, I thought it was a mock styrofoam icecream to mock people who are lactose intolerant. Ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Haha. Asians can't drink anything.


I am so offended!

But this is entirely accurate for the most of us.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
That's okay, I'll be drunk and stinky and my asian friends will be sober and farty. That's a trade where I think I come out on top.


*poots in your general direction* ahh, i so solly...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Haha. Asians can't drink anything.


Sure they can.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happena my handle? wrote:
On the other hand, they tend not to stink so bad when they sweat.


I disagree. The kids in my highschools ESOL program, good God, you had to open a window and air out the room after an ESOL class.

That being said, we all stink.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah you stink! I was at hopkins again today and you couldn't get off your lazy ass and come look for me. me! me who has never posted a picture of myself to this forum, out of probably thousands of people who were also at hopkins today, which I gave you no notice about, and was actually at the bayview campus across the city from where you work. HOW DARE YOU! YOU STINK!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ruffled the Asian folk! I'd apologize, but I'm drunk and stinky as usual, so instead I'll offer to buy you each a beer... suckers!

Azalea wrote:
Sure they can.

Yeah, water... that won't even get you a little bit drunk. Seriously, you guys need a Lactaid equivalent of acetaldehyde dehydrogenase. You could call it something witty like... Acetaldehyde Dehydrogenaid!
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