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Celaeno · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2995 Location: Kzoo

Okay, let's get this started. For those of you who are new, this is the thread for the last Sinnies. First we pick categories, then we nominate, then we vote, then we hold the award ceremony.

These are the tentative categories for this year's Sinnies. It seemed prudent to me to remove some. Please let me know if you'd like to see any others removed/added/added back. I'll post the nomination thread next.

And while we're all here, does anyone want to volunteer to make the signature banners for prizes or host the ceremony?

Best Newbie
Worst Noob
Best Writer
Worst Grammar
Nicest
Angriest
Sexiest Female
Sexiest Male
Biggest Attention Whore
Most Creative
Most Inspiring
Most Fun To Party With
Most Likely To Say Something Smart
Most Likely To Start An Actually Interesting Thread
Best Early '90s White Rapper
Biggest Thread Derailer
Biggest Arguer
Best Sunday Playlist Thread Title
Most Annoyingly Happy
Sinfester You'd Like to Meet
Cutest Non-Couple
Best Candidate for World Domination
Most Likely to Doom Us All by Accident
Sinfester Whose Posts You Always Read
Sinfester Whose Posts You Try to Avoid
Photo of the Year

Categories removed:
Most Easy-Going
Most Cynical
Most Pretentious
Best Thread of the Year
Most Likely to Start a Stillborn Thread
Least Predictable

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10431

This year I finally want to get my hands on that best newbie prize

WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11136 Location: Unknown Kaddath

Least Likely to Win This Award

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

I remember when I used to be in the categories like 'most likely to say something smart'

we were young. those were our halcyon years. i was on top of the world. then, me and my brain, we just started drifting apart. i would stop using capitalization midway through a post. i'd just be that guy who would wander in after having wasted all my mind-power and just make a throwaway comment like hurr hurr ~*republicans*~ — and eiden, eiden was killed in nam. and melek joined the krishnas, then got mass married by the reverend moon. i don't even know how that works

Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5312

I'm pretty sure the only category I won was Best Female Newbie and that was... a while ago.

We should add "Most Likely to Accost You in an Elevator"

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

right, because dennis needs more of these awards

picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

"longest held post for a random image"

http://www.sinfest.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=6107#6107
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

Goddamnit, and I was saving it too.

WAY TO SPOIL THE NOVELTY

picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

That's like, my thing.
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Ironically, Halen's one of the few people here I wouldn't worry about terrifying my friends and family. In my head he ends every real life conversation stroking his chin and saying, "well yes, that sounds reasonable."

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That's like, my thing.
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:14 pm Post subject:

Isn't the best early 90's white rapper a given?
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10431

snow, right?

picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

There is no greater:

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Ironically, Halen's one of the few people here I wouldn't worry about terrifying my friends and family. In my head he ends every real life conversation stroking his chin and saying, "well yes, that sounds reasonable."

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15450 Location: under the bed

yeah, i was going to suggest we retire best early 90's white rapper.

although it's fun to watch dennis compete for it.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9290 Location: Bellingham, WA

We don't really have many pictures of people any more... are any of you sexy? I'm not sure how to vote. Will everyone please look in a mirror, rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 and then tell me how sexy you are? Be honest - one of you has to have the highest number so I know who to vote for.
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