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Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:40 am Post subject:

Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 2718

Because it has to be said:

THIS ENDS NOW!!
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THwait what's going on here

Darqcyde · Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 5:12 am Post subject:

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8836

not the verbiest nouns in the other noun containing noun metaphorical verbs are we

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15449 Location: under the bed

i think you need to work in a steven segal reference there. "not the most {something something} in a steven segal flic", something like that.

seriously - did he really make _that_ many movies?.....you may now congratulate me on my skill at so perfectly avoiding any knowledge of them.
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10431

oh he made more

The only reason Steven Seagal isn't bigger than THE ACTOR is because no-one's quite sure his ENTIRE LIFE isn't just one giant piece of performance art.
he is legend

(PS That grammar correct 4 him)

Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:03 am Post subject:

TODAY YOU DIE!

AGAINST THE DARK!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!
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Snorri · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:08 am Post subject:

Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:19 am Post subject:

Against The Dark is incredible, if only because Steven Seagal has to pause to catch his breath everytime he moves his head or says words.

But Today You Die is my all time favourite, I love the bizzaro freestyle impro between him and his buddy, and the fucking bizzare voodoo/psychic subplot that they keep forgetting about. Love it!
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eureka00 · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1775 Location: Pretzel City

Don't forget Machete.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9290 Location: Bellingham, WA

Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:16 am Post subject:

and don't forget his comedy relief/love interest nurse and her brilliant marx brothers physical comedy!

Also, you might be thinking of Marked For Death, Dogen, which is the one with the Jamaican bad guy he kills multiple times. Today You Die has an even more bizzare voodoo by way of tarot cards and flashbacks and possibly Satan. Or something? They never really figure out what the fuck they're doing with it.
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:04 am Post subject:

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9290 Location: Bellingham, WA

Marked for Death! Yes, you're right... these titles are all so similar it's hard to keep them straight. I guess I haven't seen Today You Die... it's available on Netflix, though. Maybe I should have a Steven Seagal marathon. I'll pop the cheesiest popcorn I can find.
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