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What is the name of this movie?
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 3:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because it has to be said:

THIS ENDS NOW!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THwait what's going on here
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arc Tempest wrote:
Mikewee777 wrote:
SOMEONE LOCK THIS THREAD SO WE CAN NEVER SPEAK OF THIS EVER AGAIN.


Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya son?


Shed? He's a long-handled coal shovel trying to fit under the bathroom sink.
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not the verbiest nouns in the other noun containing noun metaphorical verbs are we
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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think you need to work in a steven segal reference there. "not the most {something something} in a steven segal flic", something like that.

seriously - did he really make _that_ many movies?.....you may now congratulate me on my skill at so perfectly avoiding any knowledge of them.
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PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh he made more

The only reason Steven Seagal isn't bigger than THE ACTOR is because no-one's quite sure his ENTIRE LIFE isn't just one giant piece of performance art.
he is legend

(PS That grammar correct 4 him)
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TODAY YOU DIE!

AGAINST THE DARK!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
TODAY YOU DIE!

AGAINST THE DARK!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!


My favourite of the DTV era is still Urban Justice.

The whole "seriously, only here to kill that guy who killed my son and then I'm gone" thing was just straight up awesome.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Against The Dark is incredible, if only because Steven Seagal has to pause to catch his breath everytime he moves his head or says words.

But Today You Die is my all time favourite, I love the bizzaro freestyle impro between him and his buddy, and the fucking bizzare voodoo/psychic subplot that they keep forgetting about. Love it!
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't forget Machete.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
But Today You Die is my all time favourite, I love the bizzaro freestyle impro between him and his buddy, and the fucking bizzare voodoo/psychic subplot that they keep forgetting about. Love it!

I loved that one, mainly for the crazy stereotypical Jamaican voodoo, "I'ma kill joo, sucka!" lines. My favorite has to be Hard to Kill, though. Wife killed, son stolen from him, him shot full of shotgun pellets.... Mason Storm withers away in a coma for 7 years, only to regain consciousness and become the ultimate fighting machine with the help of a posthole digger, a 2x8 plank of wood, and acupuncture. Plus I think that's the one where he kills a guy with a pool cue.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and don't forget his comedy relief/love interest nurse and her brilliant marx brothers physical comedy!

Also, you might be thinking of Marked For Death, Dogen, which is the one with the Jamaican bad guy he kills multiple times. Today You Die has an even more bizzare voodoo by way of tarot cards and flashbacks and possibly Satan. Or something? They never really figure out what the fuck they're doing with it.
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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eureka00 wrote:
Don't forget Machete.

Yes! Ahahaha I even saw it in theaters. That much blood and guts in LARGE was just hysterical.

And Seagal was great.

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marked for Death! Yes, you're right... these titles are all so similar it's hard to keep them straight. I guess I haven't seen Today You Die... it's available on Netflix, though. Maybe I should have a Steven Seagal marathon. I'll pop the cheesiest popcorn I can find.
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