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mouse



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
It's gonna be hard starting a conversation about this gary. Most festers round here are youessian and only follow their local newt


sadly, there are no newts where i live, so i am happy to hear of other newts.

although i did used to live where there were mudpuppies.



mudpuppies are fun.

although crests, now, crests are pretty cool.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

KEEP YOUR FUCKING NEWTS TO YOURSELF



JEEEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOUSE

WAAAAAH
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're _cute_!

some of them are even albino!


see - it's smiling at you!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
they're _cute_!

some of them are even albino!


see - it's smiling at you!


That's a fucking Ocelot. OUTTA MY FACKING THREAD!

Also I massively sympathise with Sam. When I had this bright idea - fucking hell, I only just realised I'd started this thread now - fucking hell this classes as an 'idea' in my brain - all I could find was that squarepants faced Gingrich fucker.

Fucker ain't even a real newt. Fucker ain't even a real gin. Fucker ain't even a real grinch. Fucker is a fucker.
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ShadowCell



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, his parents named him Newton Leroy, so really, who can be surprised that he turned to superdouchery?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

speaking of squarepantsed fucking ocelots
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newts Rightfully Comandeer House, Rich People Go Wah Wah Wah

Fucking rich people. You know they all hate Newts.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those poor unfortunate rich people!
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How will they ever get by, given that their 1,000,000 home is temporarily inconvenienced? It is shocking that they are being forced to spend time in their own, smaller, less expensive home.

Typical of BROKEN BRITAIN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!

Also I may have made many spelling errors above. Sorry.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AXOLOTALS!

I grew up with pet axolotals. They are adorable and fun.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
AXOLOTALS!

I grew up with pet axolotals. They are adorable and fun.


What is an ocelot then? N'mind.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
AXOLOTALS!

I grew up with pet axolotals. They are adorable and fun.


What is an ocelot then? N'mind.



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is that what an axelot evolves into?

rad
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At level 45, it gets wings and becomes flying type.
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