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Mr_Moustache

Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 9121 Location: The thing in itself that is Will
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:50 am Post subject: |
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Welcome to the Sam masturbation club. Oh wait. A
ctually, you'll have go to Snorri, the head of the organization, and apply to see whether there are any openings. _________________ When life gives you lemons, some people make lemonade. I just eat them and make a sour face. |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10704 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:29 am Post subject: |
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yeah if you pay the fee and sign up for our newsletter you get a free sam-stalking bag filled with things you need for your sam-stalking.
plus a hat. _________________
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10428
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| hi guys |
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bitflipper

Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Posts: 728 Location: Here and Now
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| Snorri wrote: | | yeah if you pay the fee and sign up for our newsletter you get a free sam-stalking bag filled with things you need for your sam-stalking. |
No, thanks; I've already been snipe-hunting.
| Snorri wrote: | | plus a hat. |
Oh, hey, hats are cool! Can I get a nice, white, Panama number with, like... *makes vague and somewhat unsettling gestures in the general vicinity of his ears and temples*
...uh....nevermind. _________________ I am only a somewhat arbitrary sequence of raised and lowered voltages to which your mind insists upon assigning meaning |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10704 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:40 am Post subject: |
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HI MICHAEL!
| bitflipper wrote: |
Oh, hey, hats are cool! Can I get a nice, white, Panama number with, like... *makes vague and somewhat unsettling gestures in the general vicinity of his ears and temples*
...uh....nevermind. |
We don't offer genuine Sam-ears on our hats. Mostly because he's an elusive creature and no one has managed to gather more than a few small pieces of Sam-ear.
The bag comes with larger ear-cutting knifes though. [/quote] _________________
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8832
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:55 am Post subject: |
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| bitflipper wrote: | | Sam wrote: | Kawaii Chang!
Ha ha, see, it's funny, because it's mutable to the sino element in an ethno-localized ignorant sense |
Is it sad that I find myself almost overwhelmingly amused by the amount of thought, cross-cultural exposure, and education that had to go into that joke? |
SEE ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAWAII IS A JAPANESE REFERENCE AND CHANG IS TYPICALLY A CHINESE OR KOREAN SURNAME AND
the hat is the hat i did not eat at the release of The Last Airbender |
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Mr Gary

Joined: 30 Apr 2009 Posts: 6163 Location: Some pub in England
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:02 am Post subject: |
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| Sam wrote: | | the hat is the hat i did not eat at the release of The Last Airbender |
Bullshit, I was just about to make that reference. Then I'd have been all like: I am the Spaced of the forum. But instead I'm the World Of Pub of the forum.
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Martian Kyo

Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Personally I'm leaning towards being the Big Train of this forum _________________ Tsosm! Dog and travel. Technology and fashion. |
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E-boy

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1545 Location: Virginia (Much barfiness)
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:31 am Post subject: |
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Can I be the grumpy old man of suspect faculties of the forum? _________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid" ~ SGT John Stryker from "Sands of Iwo Jima". |
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8832
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:16 am Post subject: |
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| I aspire to be the sam of the forum |
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10428
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:46 am Post subject: |
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| one day Marik, one day |
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E-boy

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1545 Location: Virginia (Much barfiness)
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:08 am Post subject: |
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I envy Marik, he's got it all figured out. When he grows up he's gonna be Sam... I'm 41 and I still have no idea what I'm gonna be when I grow up. _________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid" ~ SGT John Stryker from "Sands of Iwo Jima". |
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Halen

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| This is so disappointing. |
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Mr Gary

Joined: 30 Apr 2009 Posts: 6163 Location: Some pub in England
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| Martian Kyo wrote: | | Personally I'm leaning towards being the Big Train of this forum |
That would be pretty sweet, actually, and crazy mad props to MK for knowing the beauty that is Big Train. Especially as one of Big Train's creators actually regularly contributes to the forum.
It's ... ah, no outing ...
Nah, it's Mouse, obviously. She wrote the Jockeys / Prince sketch and the Jules et Jim homage. She's fucking awesome and hot and Irish. _________________
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10428
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:16 am Post subject: |
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hahahaha
fuck off Gary
Just cause you starred in red dwarf doesn't mean you can go outing me |
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