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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The worst bit was those years of when they'd make a Red Dwarf movie and they said Eddie Murphy would end up playing me.
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
Martian Kyo wrote:
Personally I'm leaning towards being the Big Train of this forum


That would be pretty sweet, actually, and crazy mad props to MK for knowing the beauty that is Big Train. Especially as one of Big Train's creators actually regularly contributes to the forum.







It's ... ah, no outing ...


Nah, it's Mouse, obviously. She wrote the Jockeys / Prince sketch and the Jules et Jim homage. She's fucking awesome and hot and Irish.


The rumours about me being Simon Pegg are greatly exaggerated.


The rumours about the shrine dedicated to him in my house aren't though.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
Martian Kyo wrote:
Personally I'm leaning towards being the Big Train of this forum


That would be pretty sweet, actually, and crazy mad props to MK for knowing the beauty that is Big Train. Especially as one of Big Train's creators actually regularly contributes to the forum.







It's ... ah, no outing ...


Nah, it's Mouse, obviously. She wrote the Jockeys / Prince sketch and the Jules et Jim homage. She's fucking awesome and hot and Irish.


The rumours about me being Simon Pegg are greatly exaggerated.


The rumours about the shrine dedicated to him in my house aren't though.


You are Nick Frost and I claim my five shillings.

That might have been more relevant were I not the actually fatty of the forum.
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
Snorri wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
Martian Kyo wrote:
Personally I'm leaning towards being the Big Train of this forum


That would be pretty sweet, actually, and crazy mad props to MK for knowing the beauty that is Big Train. Especially as one of Big Train's creators actually regularly contributes to the forum.







It's ... ah, no outing ...


Nah, it's Mouse, obviously. She wrote the Jockeys / Prince sketch and the Jules et Jim homage. She's fucking awesome and hot and Irish.


The rumours about me being Simon Pegg are greatly exaggerated.


The rumours about the shrine dedicated to him in my house aren't though.


You are Nick Frost and I claim my five shillings.

That might have been more relevant were I not the actually fatty of the forum.


At your age i believe the term is "jolly"
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cheeky biffer!

Gym Tan Laundry tomorrow, I guess.

I never did understand why they did their laundry last, or at all. Surely MTV can pay people to wash the Sitch's pee-stained Y-fronts?
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im sorry, im acting out because this thread hasnt turned into a thread full of cock jokes yet.

I mean New Member, how hard is that?


The lack of purile humour in here is just sad.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"New Member, how hard is that?" = legitimate cock joke.

I find that kind of hard to swallow.
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:

I mean New Member, how hard is that?


My guess it gets as hard as the old member.

Well this thread is a bit like the cake factory sketch... so who here wrote that?
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
Im sorry, im acting out because this thread hasnt turned into a thread full of cock jokes yet.

I mean New Member, how hard is that?


The lack of purile humour in here is just sad.

I was thinking the same thing! I just didn't want to be the first one cocking it up with penis jokes, making everyone think I was a dick. But seriously. New member? I've been wanting to sing King Missile's Detachable Penis, or joke about how we have enough dicks around here, or something since this thread started.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
The lack of purile humour in here is just sad.


Ahem *pushes glasses up nose* that's puerile.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You owe us a penis joke for being pedantic.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me admit, when I first saw this thread I too thought the only logical outcome was a barrage of penile punnery.
But then I realised it was a phallusy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
phallusy

best word ever.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
You owe us a penis joke for being pedantic.


Uh, knock knock
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who's there?
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