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Oneponytoruleall
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:25 am Post subject: Furry Mooching Freeloaders |
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Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?
You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating. |
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Snorri

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10704 Location: hiding the decline.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:30 am Post subject: |
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If I let my kitty eat what I eat then she'd develop a taste for human flesh and I don't want that. _________________
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WheelsOfConfusion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11131 Location: Unknown Kaddath
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:38 am Post subject: Re: Furry Mooching Freeloaders |
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| Oneponytoruleall wrote: | Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?
You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating. |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9277 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:11 am Post subject: |
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I had a fuzzy little freeloader in my house for two days. Two days! Then I was like, "Mr Moustache, if you're going to eat all of my butter, you've got to leave." Then I put him on a train south and let him be someone else's problem. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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dinsky

Joined: 01 Sep 2011 Posts: 115
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:40 am Post subject: |
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No, no, no dear, you put him on a train NORTH and let him be MY problem! Now, to butter my toast... AH SHIT! _________________ keep on talkin to the tree squirrels |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9277 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:45 am Post subject: |
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No, I sent him south to Portland. How he ended up on your toast, I mean doorstep, I have no idea. He's a resourceful little guy. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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dinsky

Joined: 01 Sep 2011 Posts: 115
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:10 am Post subject: |
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Ahh, right. I'm afraid I'm not to terribly familiar with the layout of your state...
Anyways, our resourceful little munchkin seems to be having a lovely time in Canada _________________ keep on talkin to the tree squirrels |
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dazedb42

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2348 Location: Margaret River, Australia
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for reloading "furry" back into sinfest and the search engine highway. _________________ (_**_) *note to self, insert bottle at other end. |
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zeezee

Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 4410 Location: saint louis
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Snorri wrote: | | If I let my kitty eat what I eat then she'd develop a taste for human flesh and I don't want that. |
what happened to the damn like button? _________________ dogs have owners
cats have staff
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Oneponytoruleall
Joined: 02 Jan 2011 Posts: 3114
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| dazedb42 wrote: | | Thanks for reloading "furry" back into sinfest and the search engine highway. |
You're welcome.
Now for the educational part of our program.
This is a furry. v
This is a furry freeloader. v
I coulda said 'hairy-assed freeloaders', but I think it'd still draw members of some sort of fetish group here through goggle. |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15441 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:54 pm Post subject: Re: Furry Mooching Freeloaders |
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| Oneponytoruleall wrote: | Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?
You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating. |
this is where you need to use this to play with their little minds. i used to have a cat that would get up on the table to investigate my plate; i learned to turn the side that had the veggies towards her. she could smell the meat, but would encounter the veggies, and give me this great annoyed look like "you have _got_ to be kidding me".
look on the bright side. one of my current cats gets on the table, but he completely ignores the food. so much so that he once sat down on my plate. i'll take freeloading any day. _________________ aka: neverscared! |
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Oneponytoruleall
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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I'm taking care of an old rescue cat for my sister.
He is forever trying to lead me into the kitchen to get him something. Nevermind that he just had moist food. Nevermind that the bowl with the dry food has food. Nevermind that what I just offered him wasn't wanted either. He's still convinced I have magical food producing powers that I'm just not using. |
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Samsally

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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Weird as it may seem, when my cats start doing that it's because they want to play. If I get out the laser pointer and make 'em run around for a while they'll stop fussing and pass out contentedly. |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9277 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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I have this shirt because my cat, Sammy, believes that if he doesn't meow continuously from the time his hunger starts to the time the bowl is set in front of him, we will forget to give it to him. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Oneponytoruleall
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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I've never seen this cat play.
My two girl cats definitely do. The dog does. This cat doesn't. Then again I don't have a laser pointer. |
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