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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:25 am    Post subject: Furry Mooching Freeloaders Reply with quote

Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?

You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I let my kitty eat what I eat then she'd develop a taste for human flesh and I don't want that.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:38 am    Post subject: Re: Furry Mooching Freeloaders Reply with quote

Oneponytoruleall wrote:
Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?

You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating.











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Dogen



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a fuzzy little freeloader in my house for two days. Two days! Then I was like, "Mr Moustache, if you're going to eat all of my butter, you've got to leave." Then I put him on a train south and let him be someone else's problem.
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dinsky



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, no dear, you put him on a train NORTH and let him be MY problem! Now, to butter my toast... AH SHIT!
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I sent him south to Portland. How he ended up on your toast, I mean doorstep, I have no idea. He's a resourceful little guy.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, right. I'm afraid I'm not to terribly familiar with the layout of your state...

Anyways, our resourceful little munchkin seems to be having a lovely time in Canada
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for reloading "furry" back into sinfest and the search engine highway.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
If I let my kitty eat what I eat then she'd develop a taste for human flesh and I don't want that.

what happened to the damn like button?
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dazedb42 wrote:
Thanks for reloading "furry" back into sinfest and the search engine highway.


You're welcome.

Now for the educational part of our program.

This is a furry. v


This is a furry freeloader. v



I coulda said 'hairy-assed freeloaders', but I think it'd still draw members of some sort of fetish group here through goggle.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Furry Mooching Freeloaders Reply with quote

Oneponytoruleall wrote:
Pets - they totally look at you with OMG can I have some of what you're eating plzplz?

You give them some, they smell it and look at you like, No, I meant some of that stuff you were eating.


this is where you need to use this to play with their little minds. i used to have a cat that would get up on the table to investigate my plate; i learned to turn the side that had the veggies towards her. she could smell the meat, but would encounter the veggies, and give me this great annoyed look like "you have _got_ to be kidding me".

look on the bright side. one of my current cats gets on the table, but he completely ignores the food. so much so that he once sat down on my plate. i'll take freeloading any day.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm taking care of an old rescue cat for my sister.

He is forever trying to lead me into the kitchen to get him something. Nevermind that he just had moist food. Nevermind that the bowl with the dry food has food. Nevermind that what I just offered him wasn't wanted either. He's still convinced I have magical food producing powers that I'm just not using.
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weird as it may seem, when my cats start doing that it's because they want to play. If I get out the laser pointer and make 'em run around for a while they'll stop fussing and pass out contentedly.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have this shirt because my cat, Sammy, believes that if he doesn't meow continuously from the time his hunger starts to the time the bowl is set in front of him, we will forget to give it to him.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never seen this cat play.

My two girl cats definitely do. The dog does. This cat doesn't. Then again I don't have a laser pointer.
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