I see you Bigfoot

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11094 Location: PDX

Fuck you, guy, not saying hi and shit.

I know you stole that six pack from that party in Blaine like four years ago. And I know you left the empties in the garbage instead of fucking recycling them.

I see you, man.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:06 am Post subject:

Are you sure it's Bigfoot? Did sporks just forget to do up her fly?
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Mizike · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 5146 Location: Iowa City

It's really not fair that sporko gets to have both the biggest man-sausage and the best-looking pie.
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Snorri · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:17 am Post subject:

I wonder what bigfoot meat tastes like.
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Snorri · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:18 am Post subject:

given the sudden switch towards talking about sporko's member I am tempted to delete that comment.

I'll let it stand, history will look favourably upon it
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11094 Location: PDX

Actually, I've heard Bigfoot's meat and sporko's pie taste about the same - like cinnamon and apple. That's why you never see a depressed Bigfoot.
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Martian Kyo · Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 1542

No one will ever see a depressed Bigfoot.
No one has ever seen a Bigfoot
All Bigfoot are depressed
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:41 pm Post subject:

and blurry.

cixelsyD · Joined: 09 Oct 2010 Posts: 1360

(///_-) obviously Dogen is just making fun of my big feet because he is a cunt.
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sporko · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2894

*waggle*
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9739

It's hypnotic

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 11094 Location: PDX

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10790

I see you bigfoot
shakin' that ass
shakin' that ass
and I raise 50

Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

was reminded of this

Lasairfiona · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:04 am Post subject:

That is so fucking awesome.
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