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As we gaze back over 5 years of struggle, important news:
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Halen



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: As we gaze back over 5 years of struggle, important news: Reply with quote

MAN MARRIES GOAT! HAHA! FOREIGN PPL ARE DUMB! LOLZ!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


God love the bbc.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude. ME NEXT.







(and now you'll be asking yourself, "in the place of the man, or the goat?")
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dirty deeds...
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rm



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont believe everything that you breathe.
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.
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jsimpleton



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, you gotta buy the goat to get the milk
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Dinosaursareback!



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not quite as crazy as the woman marrying the dolphin, but it's up there.

oh god it's up there.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not crazy in the least, that punishment displays Solomon-esque wisdom.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A woman married a dolphin? Wow this is just........[/list]
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Michael



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

can anyone explain why this snippet is being recirculated?
The site clearly states the date as
"Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT"
But first Halen brought it up and now someone just started talking about it on the radio.
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3fm
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, ok.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PICS PLZ! Wink
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