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Kitten

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1613 Location: mil pitos
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:06 am Post subject: |
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| cixelsyD wrote: | | Michael wrote: | | cixelsyD wrote: | | I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness! |
I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have |
I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D; |
holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!
:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height! |
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Canopus

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:32 am Post subject: |
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| Monkey Mcdermott wrote: | | I have double jointed thumbs.....so double jointed that i can dislocate them at will and squish the bottom part of my hand small enough to push out of handcuffs that aren't blood flow impedingly cinched on. |
Bottom parts? Could you possibly mean the scaphoid and trapezium?
I guess my useless talent is being able to pick up a musical instrument within a month. This is only helpful when shilling during a month's budget of food and only certain types of instruments are available. |
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Sam

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| I don't age. |
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DeD CHiKn

Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 9857 Location: Baltimore, Maryla*gunshot*
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | I used to be able to pick the bad guy in Scooby Doo. |
It's usually the second character they introduce. _________________ I have a face, with a mustache.
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cixelsyD

Joined: 09 Oct 2010 Posts: 1301
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Kitten wrote: | | cixelsyD wrote: | | Michael wrote: | | cixelsyD wrote: | | I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness! |
I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have |
I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D; |
holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!
:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height! |
People would probably try to save you, thinking I must be some sort of ogre come to drag you off to make your bones into my bread. _________________ "I am the enemy," was the reply. "The one you thought would never come." |
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Yorick

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 12065 Location: Mary's kesh
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| cixelsyD wrote: | | make your bones into my bread. |
 _________________ 88 NPH |
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Mr. Meddler

Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 1266 Location: On the sunny side of the street
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently, neither do I. People still think I'm 22, 23 years old. _________________ WARNING: Microwave musclebear detection devices in use on these premises!
| Pint wrote: | | It, unlike my apartment, does not look like a bachelor lives there. |
Click here to see my artwork! |
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Tiogshi

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 310
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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I make bilingual puns.
If Japan were ever to become an Orwellian state, run by one all-powerful corporation, I know which one it would be.
Obviously, Nissan is Big Brother. _________________ (( Tiogshi Laj :: Average ASCII Artisan And Ambitiously Anachronistic Assonanteur ))
(( This post has been quad-ROT13 encrypted. Reading it violates the DMCA. ))
(( Fight me! )) |
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ShadowCell

Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5249 Location: California
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| i feel somehow diminished because anime is the only reason why i understand that |
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DeD CHiKn

Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 9857 Location: Baltimore, Maryla*gunshot*
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | I used to be able to pick the bad guy in Scooby Doo. |
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 _________________ I have a face, with a mustache.
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Kitten

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1613 Location: mil pitos
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| cixelsyD wrote: | | Kitten wrote: | | cixelsyD wrote: | | Michael wrote: | | cixelsyD wrote: | | I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness! |
I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have |
I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D; |
holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!
:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height! |
People would probably try to save you, thinking I must be some sort of ogre come to drag you off to make your bones into my bread. |
or we could be a superhero duo, with me as the trusty sidekick! |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9279 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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He could carry you around in a backpack! _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Atrophy Annie

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1594 Location: Your Mom
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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I'm even smaller than Kitten. _________________ Way to kill the conversation, Patty.- Trevor |
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Dogen

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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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She could carry you around in a backpack!
Like nesting dolls, you guys are. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Oneponytoruleall
Joined: 02 Jan 2011 Posts: 3114
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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I have psychic flashes... like in December, I had put a cat in a bathroom to stay while we were out of town for the weekend. I got about ten miles down the road and I get this strong urge to go back, that something was wrong. I get back.
I'm thinking cat, but the bathroom door is closed. There's a closet that has doors on both sides, one door inside the bathroom and a door outside the bathroom with shelves in between. That door looks closed. I walk in the kitchen without turning on the light and look at the electric outlets to see if anything was left plugged in. I turn my head and see cat eyes shining at me.
The cat had come through the closet and the outer closet door had closed behind him. Would have been really bad for him to stay loose all weekend because he would have had no food, no water, no litterbox. All those things were in the bathroom with the door closed.
I also know in advance when I'm not going to like your idea. |
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