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Kitten



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cixelsyD wrote:
Michael wrote:
cixelsyD wrote:
I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness!


I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have


I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D;



holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!

:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
I have double jointed thumbs.....so double jointed that i can dislocate them at will and squish the bottom part of my hand small enough to push out of handcuffs that aren't blood flow impedingly cinched on.


Bottom parts? Could you possibly mean the scaphoid and trapezium?

I guess my useless talent is being able to pick up a musical instrument within a month. This is only helpful when shilling during a month's budget of food and only certain types of instruments are available.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't age.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
I used to be able to pick the bad guy in Scooby Doo.


It's usually the second character they introduce.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kitten wrote:
cixelsyD wrote:
Michael wrote:
cixelsyD wrote:
I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness!


I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have


I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D;



holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!

:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height!



People would probably try to save you, thinking I must be some sort of ogre come to drag you off to make your bones into my bread.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cixelsyD wrote:
make your bones into my bread.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
I don't age.


Apparently, neither do I. People still think I'm 22, 23 years old.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I make bilingual puns.


If Japan were ever to become an Orwellian state, run by one all-powerful corporation, I know which one it would be.

Obviously, Nissan is Big Brother.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i feel somehow diminished because anime is the only reason why i understand that
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
I used to be able to pick the bad guy in Scooby Doo.


also

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cixelsyD wrote:
Kitten wrote:
cixelsyD wrote:
Michael wrote:
cixelsyD wrote:
I have the awesome powers of dyslexia and tallness!


I will fight you for tallness. Dislexia you can have


I tell people I'm 6' 6", but I'm really 6'5" D;



holy carp! you're an entire foot and a half taller than me!

:O if we stood beside each other, combined we'd be an unusual difference of height!



People would probably try to save you, thinking I must be some sort of ogre come to drag you off to make your bones into my bread.



or we could be a superhero duo, with me as the trusty sidekick!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He could carry you around in a backpack!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm even smaller than Kitten.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She could carry you around in a backpack!

Like nesting dolls, you guys are.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have psychic flashes... like in December, I had put a cat in a bathroom to stay while we were out of town for the weekend. I got about ten miles down the road and I get this strong urge to go back, that something was wrong. I get back.

I'm thinking cat, but the bathroom door is closed. There's a closet that has doors on both sides, one door inside the bathroom and a door outside the bathroom with shelves in between. That door looks closed. I walk in the kitchen without turning on the light and look at the electric outlets to see if anything was left plugged in. I turn my head and see cat eyes shining at me.

The cat had come through the closet and the outer closet door had closed behind him. Would have been really bad for him to stay loose all weekend because he would have had no food, no water, no litterbox. All those things were in the bathroom with the door closed.

I also know in advance when I'm not going to like your idea.
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