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Samsally
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| I can't believe your life of drama and intrigue is all lies. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT. |
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Oneponytoruleall
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| ShadowCell wrote: | | some wisdom and some courage, blended in measure |
Uh uh... if wisdom was triple sec and courage was tequila.
| Dogen wrote: | | I have visions of a Sinfest fan version of Lord of the Rings... With Patty, Kitten and Gary as hobbits. |
I don't want to be left outside with the wolves! |
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mouse
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:17 am Post subject: |
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but you are clearly bill, and he outran the wolves, as i recall.
i'd volunteer to be an ent but i don't think i have the upper body strength to carry people around. maybe i'll be an entwife - they may not have actually made an appearance, but clearly they were the power behind the throne.
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Oneponytoruleall
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:06 am Post subject: |
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| mouse wrote: | | but you are clearly bill, and he outran the wolves, as i recall. |
That was never proven!
I'd rather go into the mines.
Unless Mr. Gary is the balrog.
He's not the balrog, is he? |
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Dogen
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:31 am Post subject: |
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The balrog is still uncast. Because Gary is a hobbit. If no one has sex with Patty I guess he's Froddo. If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits).
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Oneponytoruleall
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:38 am Post subject: |
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(Ok, so I've slept since then...)
It'd be less frightening if he was the balrog.
I don't want to have walk backwards from Bree to the mines. |
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Mr Gary
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:56 am Post subject: |
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| Samsally wrote: | | I can't believe your life of drama and intrigue is all lies. I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT*. |
*steps out of the shower, worries about his honey, reassures her that everything is okay* /Bobby Ewing
Ps, guys if I'm the smartest hobbit then that One Ring is sound as a pound 'cos I pawned it this afternoon to buy books and porn.
* For your sarcasm's benefit it is all true, but then I don't have any friends - quelle surprise - so I have to dump every bit of drama and drudge on here. Hey Samsally, you unwittingly became a friend surrogate, there are no amount of showers you can now take.
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Oneponytoruleall
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| Mr Gary wrote: |
Ps, guys if I'm the smartest hobbit then that One Ring is sound as a pound 'cos I pawned it this afternoon to buy books and porn. |
*noses through the stack of books*
These titles all suck. I'm taking them all to the secondhand bookstore and trading them in. |
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Snorri
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:09 am Post subject: |
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but how was the porn?
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Oneponytoruleall
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| All the porn is terrible. Terrible plots, terrible lines, terrible sound effects... it's like watching really cheesy B movies from the seventies and eighties. |
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:21 am Post subject: |
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Dragonwriter can be Wormtongue
it works because they're both fucking creepy |
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Atrophy Annie
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:34 am Post subject: |
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| Dogen wrote: | | If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits). |
What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future?
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Snorri
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:41 am Post subject: |
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| Atrophy Annie wrote: | | Dogen wrote: | | If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits). |
What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future? |
Hadley doesn't count.
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Oneponytoruleall
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| Atrophy Annie wrote: | | Dogen wrote: | | If Patty gets laid by a Sinner then I guess we've cast her as Froddo and her partner as Samwise, which I suggest makes Gary Merry (considered the smartest of the hobbits). |
What if I've already been laid by a Sinner? Are we talking past or future? |
Last 48 hours or near future. And proof is required. Video, cameraphone photos or a DNA paternity test.
You can fool some of these others with a reasonably good voice improvisation without visual feed, but I'm wise to your ways. |
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Uncle Benny
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:47 am Post subject: |
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Sorry guys for interrupting the lord of the rings conversation but I was genuinely hoping for someone to disclose that they can lick their anus, but then again, maybe that talent isn't so unusual?
I mean, ha, everybody here can lick their anus, right, ha.
I'm sorry this music is doing things to me that I don't understand. |
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