Sinfest

Snorri · Last edited by Snorri on Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:01 am; edited 1 time in total

stupid small space for titles not letting me make the correct title.

i created a thread for Him to post his crazy three-some action and try to defend himself against accusations of pederasty which are going to crop up in no time.

also, because I am as ever a considerate and well-meaning friend of all this thread is also open for posting about the crazy orgies the rest of you are having or we could just make fun of eachother and Him and let this thread eventually die like all of my awesome threads do.

if moustache wants to wallow in self-pity about all the girls he's in love with it's cool too.

(semi-seriously though, I'm thoroughly confused about my own love-life right now because there's three girls and also I'm an idiot. like, a complete idiot.)

also link for nerds who need advice
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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5311

So this would be where I talk about how my Nurse Practitioner TOTALLY looked and kind of acted like Glenn Close in the Stepford Wives, right?

Snorri · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:14 am Post subject:

yup.

at least if you were uncomfortably attracted to her.

or had a threesome with her.
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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5311

She charmed me with her womanly ways and her complete comfort sticking stuff into my vagina. Also, she played soothing music to keep me from getting nervous.

Mizike · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 5120 Location: Iowa City

This thread is hot.
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Pint · Joined: 06 Apr 2012 Posts: 571

Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5311

She has an actual warmer set up! It was pretty early in the morning and it hadn't been plugged in long enough, though, so she went to all the trouble of running hot water over it til it warmed up enough.

I'm thinking she's a keeper.

Pint · Joined: 06 Apr 2012 Posts: 571

Definitely a keeper. I need to find me one of those. LOL!

WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11136 Location: Unknown Kaddath

This thread warms the cockles of my parts.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:17 am Post subject:

It is when you have the warmer on the equipment for your vagina AND for the stirups! Oh yeah, that is awesome. AND the OB did all the tests without pain. I didn't even know that was possible.

And then I had to move. Fuck.

Um, sex yes. Perhaps I should just say I have been eating my fiber.
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Atrophy Annie · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1594 Location: Your Mom

Ooh, I'm glad this is turning into a medical discussion because I don't need to know about all the sex you're all having BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY.

I HATE ALL OF YOU

*runs away, slams door*
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Arc Tempest · Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 4563 Location: Oregon

Atrophy Annie · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1594 Location: Your Mom

That fist bump is probably the most action we've both had in awhile. That makes it an extra sad terrorist fist bump.
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Way to kill the conversation, Patty.- Trevor

Vox Raucus · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:26 am Post subject: