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eureka00
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Don't read the pleasures thread then, Patty.
...also, warmers on the stirrups??? Dang! My Dr. just has the gel warmer. At least the last time they got enough cells on my pap and I didn't have to have another one.
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eureka00
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:32 am Post subject: |
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| Vox Raucus wrote: | | Arc Tempest wrote: | | Atrophy Annie wrote: | | BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY. |
*Sad terrorist fist bump*
Saaaaaaame here. |
Hey, being single and not getting any is better than being married and not getting any. |
Married? Not getting any? Must be doing it wrong.
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Lasairfiona
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| Atrophy Annie wrote: | | Lasairfiona wrote: | | Um, sex yes. Perhaps I should just say I have been eating my fiber. |
Ooh, I hope you're referring to anal sex. Please do go on. |
Yes yes. In fact Chris is quite addicted. The problem is that I have to be talked into it because regular vaginal sex is just soooooooo sweet. But the anal is overly intense (in a good way!) and being coerced, sometimes a bit violently, is fun by itself.
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Atrophy Annie
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Just be careful with very rough anal sex! You don't want to tear shit up in there. (hurr hurr)
No but seriously, just be careful. But otherwise, I don't discourage it. Unless, of course, one doesn't like it. But I think all guys should try taking it up the ass at least once in their life. Prostates, whoo!
| eureka00 wrote: | | Don't read the pleasures thread then, Patty. |
Already went in. Somehow, Him's incessant boasting doesn't make me feel bad about not getting laid. 
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Lasairfiona
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:45 am Post subject: |
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Lots of lube. It is funky, because my vaginal muscles are back to spasming, the anal is actually easier on me.
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Martian Kyo
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:58 am Post subject: |
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| Lasairfiona wrote: | | Lots of lube. It is funky, because my vaginal muscles are back to spasming, the anal is actually easier on me. |
This just might go into the giddy thread.
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Halen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| Every time I consider posting in a thread like this, I go back to the front page, and read how many unregistered users are reading the forum. |
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nathan
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:37 am Post subject: |
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You have a pretty mouth.
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Halen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:18 am Post subject: |
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DeD CHiKn
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:08 am Post subject: |
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| Halen wrote: | | Every time I consider posting in a thread like this, I go back to the front page, and read how many unregistered users are reading the forum. |
You've just made me self conscious about everything I have posted ever.
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cixelsyD
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Now call me "old fashioned", but I dont see the need for fucking bitches in they ass'. It just seems mean, and damaging, no?
And I dont want poo in my penor.
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Him
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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Just checking in to say I just had sex. Well, technically I am just taking a little break right now. Oh and cixelsyD done the right way it isn't necessarily no.
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Samsally
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| DeD CHiKn wrote: | | Halen wrote: | | Every time I consider posting in a thread like this, I go back to the front page, and read how many unregistered users are reading the forum. |
You've just made me self conscious about everything I have posted ever. |
I generally run on the assumption that anybody that I've ever told about Sinfest (which is a lot of people, not all of whom I still talk to) will stop in at some point and go from there. Interestingly, in more recent years, I've really stopped caring about checking myself as much.
One major exception, of course; I do like being employed. |
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Martian Kyo
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Halen wrote: | | Every time I consider posting in a thread like this, I go back to the front page, and read how many unregistered users are reading the forum. |
and how many perspective new employers end up here when they google your e-mail.
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Halen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Argh, it still shows up on google even though I deleted the thread content. What do I do?! |
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