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Sexcapades - or how I stopped worrying and love Snorri
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Lemontree



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen.. I'm transfixed by your tiny penis. o_o
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WheelsOfConfusion



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Argh, it still shows up on google even though I deleted the thread content. What do I do?!

Quick, change the channel!
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Argh, it still shows up on google even though I deleted the thread content. What do I do?!


wait... eventually google will reindex it and it won't show up anymore. when will that be, as soon as it's done indexing rest if the internet. until then vaginal muscles and your e-mail will produce very similar search results.
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Lemontree



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank Halen's-tiny-penis I don't use my main email address in connection with this forum. Huzzah!
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Halen



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lemontree wrote:
Halen.. I'm transfixed by your tiny penis. o_o


Take comfort that you're not the first, little lady.

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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Pint comes back and suddenly we have a sexy-times thread...

Coincidence?


Also, I would like to join the not getting any group.
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Willem



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why didn't you nail that girl we told you to nail? she saw you at your weakest (covered in internet-dudes), you're in there.
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honeymoon. Sooooooooo much sex, and truly, utterly fantastic. Mindblowing. My genitals are sore from too much overuse.

Gotta love societally expected/accepted fucking.
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've recently discovered the term "Gray Ace" and have clung to it like a lifeline.

On that note, do I still get to be in the not-getting-any club? I promise not to be an ass about getting to use such a cool sounding label.
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Vox Raucus



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eureka00 wrote:
Vox Raucus wrote:
Arc Tempest wrote:
Atrophy Annie wrote:
BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY.


*Sad terrorist fist bump*

Saaaaaaame here.

Hey, being single and not getting any is better than being married and not getting any.


Married? Not getting any? Must be doing it wrong.

If I could magically fix this problem myself, I would make a lot of money as a marriage therapist.
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am literally having sex right now, as im ty pingvthiss
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vox Raucus wrote:
If I could magically fix this problem myself, I would make a lot of money as a marriage therapist.

Fuuuuuuck that sucks. Not even the I'm pissed at you so lets fuck or the no seriously I am tired of masturbating so let's fuck? Do not feel obligated to answer those things.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welp, I'm up in the British equivalent of Antarctica, Cumbria, and employed only one waitress (via phone interview) and now I have a new sexual obsession. Doesn't help that I have no privacy at all with which to exorcise my demons.

EMPLOYMENT LAW!!! YAY!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Henceforth she shall be known as Perky McInterestingaccent. She plays bass in a band and appreciated my Kim Deal comparison and also she drinks too much and really enjoyed her very recent 18th birthday.
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