Sinfest

Mellifluous · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:06 am Post subject:

I did miss that. Huh. Usually, freakishly large cocks don't get past me. Must be losing my touch.
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Halen · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1879 Location: England

Oh, I thought you were complaining about not getting Celia's cock. That's actually quite common. She may be massively endowed, but there's only one of her, and there's a 2 year waiting list.

Mellifluous · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:13 am Post subject:

Halen · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1879 Location: England

Dude, being into sex is a basic requirement for the list.

Mellifluous · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:36 am Post subject:

I've never even thought to pun intersex that way! As in: I'm in ter sex." said with a southern-ish twang.

That's brilliant! I'm stealing it, and only 0.1% of people will get it.
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Jinx · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:58 pm Post subject:

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8876

letterbox

Mellifluous · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:35 pm Post subject:

Snorri · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:46 pm Post subject:

Willem · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 6306 Location: wasteland style

do it with a trucker and get him to save all that roadkill he comes across for me
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Samsally · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5433

I think leaving out the formaldehyde is cheating, Willem.
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8876

Alright lets get to work lowering our purity test scores guys. I'm gonna need an entire roadkilled badger to huff through some dirty undies while I stab my leg out of a shell of liquid latex

cixelsyD · Joined: 09 Oct 2010 Posts: 1312

You guys SUCK at doing drugs.
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