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Sexcapades - or how I stopped worrying and love Snorri
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:28 am    Post subject: Sexcapades - or how I stopped worrying and love Snorri Reply with quote

stupid small space for titles not letting me make the correct title.

i created a thread for Him to post his crazy three-some action and try to defend himself against accusations of pederasty which are going to crop up in no time.

also, because I am as ever a considerate and well-meaning friend of all this thread is also open for posting about the crazy orgies the rest of you are having or we could just make fun of eachother and Him and let this thread eventually die like all of my awesome threads do.

if moustache wants to wallow in self-pity about all the girls he's in love with it's cool too.



(semi-seriously though, I'm thoroughly confused about my own love-life right now because there's three girls and also I'm an idiot. like, a complete idiot.)

also link for nerds who need advice
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this would be where I talk about how my Nurse Practitioner TOTALLY looked and kind of acted like Glenn Close in the Stepford Wives, right?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yup.

at least if you were uncomfortably attracted to her.


or had a threesome with her.
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Samsally



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She charmed me with her womanly ways and her complete comfort sticking stuff into my vagina. Also, she played soothing music to keep me from getting nervous.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is hot.
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Pint



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Samsally wrote:
She charmed me with her womanly ways and her complete comfort sticking stuff into my vagina. Also, she played soothing music to keep me from getting nervous.


Now if the stuff was warm, she'd totally charm me over, nothing worse than a cold office and cold stuff.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has an actual warmer set up! It was pretty early in the morning and it hadn't been plugged in long enough, though, so she went to all the trouble of running hot water over it til it warmed up enough.

I'm thinking she's a keeper.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely a keeper. I need to find me one of those. LOL!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread warms the cockles of my parts.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is when you have the warmer on the equipment for your vagina AND for the stirups! Oh yeah, that is awesome. AND the OB did all the tests without pain. I didn't even know that was possible.

And then I had to move. Fuck.


Um, sex yes. Perhaps I should just say I have been eating my fiber.

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Atrophy Annie



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, I'm glad this is turning into a medical discussion because I don't need to know about all the sex you're all having BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY.

I HATE ALL OF YOU

*runs away, slams door*

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
Um, sex yes. Perhaps I should just say I have been eating my fiber.


Ooh, I hope you're referring to anal sex. Please do go on.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atrophy Annie wrote:
BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY.


*Sad terrorist fist bump*

Saaaaaaame here.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That fist bump is probably the most action we've both had in awhile. That makes it an extra sad terrorist fist bump.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arc Tempest wrote:
Atrophy Annie wrote:
BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT GETTING ANY.


*Sad terrorist fist bump*

Saaaaaaame here.

Hey, being single and not getting any is better than being married and not getting any.
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