welcome to the fest
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Sexcapades - or how I stopped worrying and love Snorri
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... , 51, 52, 53  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Sinfest Forum Index -> Casual Chat
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Mellifluous



Joined: 27 May 2012
Posts: 100
Location: The Bedazzled Bit By the Buckle in the Bible Belt

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

andrew wrote:
<insert comment about Celia's penis>


? I'm not getting it.
_________________
Flow like honey, taste like vinegar.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Monkey Mcdermott



Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 3277

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mellifluous wrote:
andrew wrote:
<insert comment about Celia's penis>


? I'm not getting it.


Sporko has a freakishly large cock.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mellifluous



Joined: 27 May 2012
Posts: 100
Location: The Bedazzled Bit By the Buckle in the Bible Belt

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did miss that. Huh. Usually, freakishly large cocks don't get past me. Must be losing my touch.
_________________
Flow like honey, taste like vinegar.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Halen



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1883
Location: England

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I thought you were complaining about not getting Celia's cock. That's actually quite common. She may be massively endowed, but there's only one of her, and there's a 2 year waiting list.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mellifluous



Joined: 27 May 2012
Posts: 100
Location: The Bedazzled Bit By the Buckle in the Bible Belt

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Oh, I thought you were complaining about not getting Celia's cock. That's actually quite common. She may be massively endowed, but there's only one of her, and there's a 2 year waiting list.


Well, I wasn't complaining, but I may now. 2 years? Fudge. Can I get moved up the list for being intersex? Very Happy
Not so well endowed, though. Confused
_________________
Flow like honey, taste like vinegar.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Halen



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1883
Location: England

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, being into sex is a basic requirement for the list.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mellifluous



Joined: 27 May 2012
Posts: 100
Location: The Bedazzled Bit By the Buckle in the Bible Belt

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never even thought to pun intersex that way! As in: I'm in ter sex." said with a southern-ish twang.

That's brilliant! I'm stealing it, and only 0.1% of people will get it.
_________________
Flow like honey, taste like vinegar.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Jinx



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 3615
Location: America, fuck yeah!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mellifluous wrote:
Usually, freakishly large cocks don't get past me.


That's what she said.
_________________
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sam



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 9458

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

letterbox
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mellifluous



Joined: 27 May 2012
Posts: 100
Location: The Bedazzled Bit By the Buckle in the Bible Belt

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
letterbox


IMAX!

Hell, Grannypanties format
_________________
Flow like honey, taste like vinegar.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Snorri



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 10878
Location: hiding the decline.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Willem wrote:
what a depressing score. i simply must have more sex, it seems. possibly with dead animals, if that's what it takes


I haven't had sex in heavy enough cars it seems.
_________________

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Willem



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 6306
Location: wasteland style

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

do it with a trucker and get him to save all that roadkill he comes across for me
_________________
attitude of a street punk, only cutting selected words out of context to get onself excuse to let one's dirty mouth loose
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Samsally



Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 6327

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think leaving out the formaldehyde is cheating, Willem.
_________________
Samsally the GrayAce
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sam



Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 9458

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright lets get to work lowering our purity test scores guys. I'm gonna need an entire roadkilled badger to huff through some dirty undies while I stab my leg out of a shell of liquid latex
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
cixelsyD



Joined: 09 Oct 2010
Posts: 1354

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys SUCK at doing drugs.
_________________
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")o
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Sinfest Forum Index -> Casual Chat All times are GMT
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... , 51, 52, 53  Next
Page 52 of 53

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group