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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many books do you think sporko's schlong could take?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

P.S. This made me giggle so much. Smile "Hello, I'm an ambulance."

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
because it's adorable when I do it.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i am deeply saddened to hear that dennis has not even one dictionary to his name. i vote we take up a collection to buy dennis a dictionary. i have an old paperback dictionary around here somewhere (it's only about 20 years old but i'm sure that's at least 100 in hardback years) which i would send to him if i could find it. also a larouse french-english dictionary but it is prone to mold, so i really should get it out of the house.

of course then dennis would probably start reviling us in french and i would have no idea what he was saying, what with no longer having a french-english dictionary.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that's an excellent idea. Let's send him 5 20 year old dictionaries
Or 20 five year old dictionaries, so he can finally look up what "myspace" means
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes! 20 5-year old dictionaries in 20 languages!

we'll never know _what_ he's saying....not that that isn't true now.......
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not supposed to divine the meaning at all!

I'll send him my links to dictionary.com and dict.org. I don't know how old they are, but they're the only dictionaries I have.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woah woah slow down a second
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how's this?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nono, he said 'slow'


hhhhhhhhhoooooooooowwwwwwwwww'ssssssss thththththththththiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss?????????????
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why

are

we

slowing

down?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know what's the best about twenty five-year-old dictionaries?

There's twenty of them.






this joke doesn't work written down.


nor does it work with dictionaries.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have nothing constructive to add, so..

*waggle*
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm typing this very slowly, since Dennis seems to have trouble reading quickly.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably because he has no dictionary, so he has to derive word meanings from first principles.
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