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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:33 am    Post subject: Fill In The Blanks Reply with quote

So I was trying to make a joke in the horrors thread that would tie up Patty's friends car accident (an accident from which I hope Patty's friend is all awesome) and WoC's horrific not being rated well at making Legos. And I tried and tried, but everything I wrote seemed too bitchy or too cruel or too trite (yes, sometimes things are too trite even for me).

So.

And so.

And so and so someone write my joke for me.

And perhaps when you spot an incongrous pair of posts, or an obvious irony, or a Him fucks kids joke, but you just can't get the cadence or beat or rhythm or genitals into it can post it here and we can all work on it together.

LIKE A TEAM!

Consider this the margin to the Giddy thread, here to show your workings out and puzzles you're yet to solve.

*watches new thread descend*
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know...

The only thing I've got is what you would called trite.

32 points of articulation? Phhsssshhh that's nothing you should've seen my friend after the acident, she had about 200...new ones.

Good at putting legos together I think my friend might need your skills to put her car back together.

and that's why I don't get invited back to parties after I talk....
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahah what the hell...
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the worst one:
By accident I posted my friend's hospital photos on diviant art, and she ended up being the most popular MoC Bionacle.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martian Kyo wrote:
And the worst one:
By accident I posted my friend's hospital photos on diviant art, and she ended up being the most popular MoC Bionacle.


*thumbs up*
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guest wrote:
Eiden wrote:
Guest, first of all, you're not a psychologist, stop thinking you are.

(you also really don't want my piece to be said, so don't ASK for it)


*snerk* What age are you again? You're right. With that kind of quality, I really, really don't. Smile


Context: Eiden is a girl (I think. Pretty sure)
Guest has voiced distress in the past that a website would prevent users from posting and sharing sexualized images of children.

There's a paedo joke here, but I'm just not happy with the ones that come to mind.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mizike wrote:
Guest wrote:
Eiden wrote:
Guest, first of all, you're not a psychologist, stop thinking you are.

(you also really don't want my piece to be said, so don't ASK for it)


*snerk* What age are you again? You're right. With that kind of quality, I really, really don't. Smile


Context: Eiden is a girl (I think. Pretty sure)
Guest has voiced distress in the past that a website would prevent users from posting and sharing sexualized images of children.

There's a paedo joke here, but I'm just not happy with the ones that come to mind.


Actually, the distress was for banning groups for the alleged sexualised images of children. Or teens. But, hey. Details.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was funnier than any joke. Thank you, Guest.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. I think you would have been better off denying the holocaust then hitting that submit button for that gem.
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I am unofficially making this a bad joke thread.

Anyway, a girl friend of mine has been diagnosed with kidney sand

an it occurred to me to tell her.
'Well, you always had an hourglass figure...'
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mizike wrote:
Guest wrote:
Eiden wrote:
Guest, first of all, you're not a psychologist, stop thinking you are.

(you also really don't want my piece to be said, so don't ASK for it)


*snerk* What age are you again? You're right. With that kind of quality, I really, really don't. Smile


Context: Eiden is a girl (I think. Pretty sure)
Guest has voiced distress in the past that a website would prevent users from posting and sharing sexualized images of children.

There's a paedo joke here, but I'm just not happy with the ones that come to mind.


I had almost forgotten that Guest had done that, and .. you're right, it makes this all significantly weirder to think about. Maybe hilariously so, but still, ew?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Martian Kyo wrote:
So I am unofficially making this a bad joke thread.

Anyway, a girl friend of mine has been diagnosed with kidney sand

an it occurred to me to tell her.
'Well, you always had an hourglass figure...'


points!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, i rather liked that one too.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Kyo, that's a solid 8/10.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wanted to put his in Socrete thread, but realized this isn't stupid, it's just bad.This morning on CNN:

After a dark night in Aurora...

I just turned off

CNN, really? puns on serious news? a double pun nonetheless...really
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