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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2016 9:36 pm    Post subject: the trash trump thread Reply with quote

seems we are going to have to deal with him at least until november, so let's have a place to do it in. (or to avoid, when you are sick of hearing about him).

to start things off, we now have trump's plan to deal with the national debt:
short-change our creditors. because degrading the us's reputation as a solid creditor can't possibly have a downside, can it?

not actually a surprise he thinks this is the way to go - he has a history...
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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2016 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's coming to my county on Saturday.
X___________________________________X

He's going to the more conservative town of Lynden. Someone else has set up an alternative event called "Avoid Trump" in downtown Bellingham.

I'm not going to that, though, because there is a fun little parade called the Procession of the Species, where people dress up like animals. It's a lot of fun for the kids, and a ton more enjoyable than politics.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm, higher chances of encountering a furry though.

Well, one of them is a pathetic charade of a species it only wishes it was, decked out in badly-made and unconvincing fake hair.

The other is a furry.


I'm not really against furries please don't fursecute me. That's how it works, right? I'm the one who would be fursecuted? I don't know these things.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trump is a fart butt poop face whose poop butt fart face blasts all the fart poop
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Trump is a fart butt poop face whose poop butt fart face blasts all the fart poop


sad!
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting Trump Against Humanity
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Hmmm, higher chances of encountering a furry though.

Well, one of them is a pathetic charade of a species it only wishes it was, decked out in badly-made and unconvincing fake hair.

The other is a furry.


I'm not really against furries please don't fursecute me. That's how it works, right? I'm the one who would be fursecuted? I don't know these things.


FURSECUTION

Also I really wish I was in Vancouver right now because I'd totally come down to Bellingham just to spite Trump's visit to Lynden. And the parade sounds fun.

edit: also I hope shadow keeps using sad! because every time I read it in Trump's voice and it adds a certain punctuality to this forum that I enjoy
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Hmmm, higher chances of encountering a furry though.

Well, one of them is a pathetic charade of a species it only wishes it was, decked out in badly-made and unconvincing fake hair.

The other is a furry.


I'm not really against furries please don't fursecute me. That's how it works, right? I'm the one who would be fursecuted? I don't know these things.


There are other Procession of the Species parades that have banned furries. Which is bizarre, because if they aren't acting inappropriately, I don't get why they shouldn't be welcome.

I'm a furry, so whatevs. Most furries are indistinguishable from normal geeks.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just found out that a couple is having their wedding at a pavilion right next to where protests against Trump will be happening. So Trump has ruined someone's wedding day.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering the other day, which dystopian future setting would Trump's administration most look like?

I say original Robocop
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stripeypants wrote:
I'm a furry, so whatevs. Most furries are indistinguishable from normal geeks.

This is alarming.
A secret society posing as normal deviants, indistinguishable to the naked eye?
Tell me what your game is. Tell me about The Furry Agenda.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leohan wrote:
I was wondering the other day, which dystopian future setting would Trump's administration most look like?

I say original Robocop


Wouldn't take much. That movie took place in Detroit, which is already pretty dystopian.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trumps lead advisor can't get security clearance because he's too connected to Putin and Eastern European organized crime

Not a joke
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
stripeypants wrote:
I'm a furry, so whatevs. Most furries are indistinguishable from normal geeks.

This is alarming.
A secret society posing as normal deviants, indistinguishable to the naked eye?
Tell me what your game is. Tell me about The Furry Agenda.


Oh ho ho, did you not see Zootopia?

Do you not see what is coming.

The great furrening has begun.

Come July, everyone will be dressed as tigers in sparkle pants.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



(In reality, it's just more cute animals. Maybe some new films about Aesop's fables and the like. More Animaniacs and Looney Toons

Also a sequel or remake of Robin Hood. But that's my own personal agenda.)
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bunch of protesters gathered on the freeway today to make a valiant effort to prevent Trump from getting to his own rally.

Supportive commenters have suggested these people deserved to be run over. I'd assume that was just talk, but with Trump it's plausible they mean it.
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