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Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

EDIT: Fresh links (old links had copyright claims taken against them and were removed)

Sparlock's lesson: http://youtu.be/U75W9YYCRuA?t=8m06s

Song -- Sparlock We Love You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJFH2ixbNHE

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I'm sorry I had to throw you away, Sparlock. But you're magic and Jehovah hates magic. And I wouldn't want Jehovah to be sad with me.

SPARLOCK AHOY!!!!

It's okay, Sparlock. We still love you.
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Thy Brilliance · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3213 Location: Relative

Hmm, you look pretty excited about this.

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

But of course.

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WheelsOfConfusion · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 11133 Location: Unknown Kaddath

Dual-classed with loads of ... uh, class!
Ready to cast magic and KICK SOME ASS!
SPARLOCK!

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
Little Caleb Paper loved that rascal mage
And went and saw the movie and liked then his Facebook page.

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
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A wizard lives forever but not so little boys
And so Caleb's mom told him of Jehovah's anti-whiz ploys
One afternoon it happened, Caleb threw that toy away
And thanks to that bold action, Jehovah's proud of him today!

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee

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Sudoku · Joined: 19 Jun 2012 Posts: 206 Location: Malaysia

Oh you silly Americans and your religious ideals which bear such closer resemblance to cult worship and brainwashing tactics.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got business to attend to.

-dons a yellow robe, shaves his head, and goes to pray in the weekly Taoist monks gathering-
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Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
I wouldn't want to be you lady,
Because the wolves gonna want a taste.

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

IF SPARLOCK IS AN ENEMY OF GOD,
THEN GOD IS AN ENEMY OF MINE

The enemy of my friend is my enemy. That's called MORALITY

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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 1197 Location: Behind you

Whaaaaaaaaaaat is this?

Creepy video. Creeeepy.

FOR SPARLOCK.
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Sinfest Comments Bingo because we like Schadenfreude~

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 1197 Location: Behind you

I'd rather be a magical fag than anti-Sparlock.
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Sinfest Comments Bingo because we like Schadenfreude~

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

Hellz yeah, this wizard kills fascists.

But how about a satanic fag, rather than a magical one?

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Yinello · Joined: 10 May 2012 Posts: 1197 Location: Behind you

Only if I can have rainbows.
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Sinfest Comments Bingo because we like Schadenfreude~

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

Okay.

But they shall be satanic rainbows.

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Sudoku · Joined: 19 Jun 2012 Posts: 206 Location: Malaysia

srsly, it's just a toy made by Satan.
What's so bad about that?
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Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
I wouldn't want to be you lady,
Because the wolves gonna want a taste.

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3036

This seemed like a good idea
but meh

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