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| Hellz yeah, he's an awesome WIZARD WARRIOR |
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Yinello
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| Pfft I couldn't care less if it was a toy from Lucifer. As long as there's no child labor involved. |
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| Heretical Rants wrote: | This seemed like a good idea
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I take back my "meh"
It was a terrible idea poorly executed
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Yinello
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:27 am Post subject: |
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FUCK NO
THAT PICTURE IS AWESOME
DONT YOU MEH IT. |
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Sudoku
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| Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:59 am Post subject: |
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SPARLOCK, THE MAGICAL BOTANIST.
PLANTING THOSE SINFUL, MAGICAL PLANTS ALL DAY LONG.
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cixelsyD
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Ride bikes? Mommy you know that bicycles are an abomination against God's gift of walking! BURN WHORE! *little boy immolates his heretic mother*
Not sure if it would have been a better ending, but at least there would be one less terrible mother.
I think I am most intrigued by Jehovah's Whiteness hatred of magic. What did they think Jehovah was doing in Genesis when creating the earth?
On of the last commesnt for this video was "SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GET A HOGWARTS LETTER." and I loled
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| That's the thing about those videos, the way the parents actually handle a situation is great except for the nutty church stuff. When the kid tracks mud all over the floor his dad has a great way to getting across why that's wrong even without the appeals to Bibble. If for some reason there was a toy you didn't want your kids playing with, patiently explaining why by letting the kid answer some questions that lead to "I shouldn't play with this" is great. (although throwing away some other kid's toy because your child borrowed it is a pretty shit thing to do, Satan or no) The only thing that's really off-putting is that they have to rely on their religious lessons to determine what's the right thing to do, and the whole Satan Toy thing. I guess that latter issue is largely a result of the former; if you can't exercise enough critical thinking to figure out what's right and wrong without a chapter and verse behind it you're not going to figure out that Sparlock is best warrior wizard and of course your kid can play with him. |
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Yinello
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| Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:09 am Post subject: |
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I converted my boyfriend.
TO WORSHIP SPARLOCK! |
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Sparlock gets all the dryads
or snake things
or whatever those are
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Heretical Rants
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wait crap
the "Sparlock We Love You" song was removed due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvanias???
nooooooOOOooOOoooooooo
I call abuse of the system
anywho, at least the song has been reuploaded sans screenshots from the animation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJFH2ixbNHE
the cartoon itself hasn't been reuploaded anywhere in reasonable quality, though
maybe I'll upload it
wait, nvm.
here it is: http://youtu.be/U75W9YYCRuA?t=8m06s
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Yinello
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| Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Why doesn't that surprise me |
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stripeypants
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| WheelsOfConfusion wrote: | | That's the thing about those videos, the way the parents actually handle a situation is great except for the nutty church stuff. When the kid tracks mud all over the floor his dad has a great way to getting across why that's wrong even without the appeals to Bibble. If for some reason there was a toy you didn't want your kids playing with, patiently explaining why by letting the kid answer some questions that lead to "I shouldn't play with this" is great. (although throwing away some other kid's toy because your child borrowed it is a pretty shit thing to do, Satan or no) The only thing that's really off-putting is that they have to rely on their religious lessons to determine what's the right thing to do, and the whole Satan Toy thing. I guess that latter issue is largely a result of the former; if you can't exercise enough critical thinking to figure out what's right and wrong without a chapter and verse behind it you're not going to figure out that Sparlock is best warrior wizard and of course your kid can play with him. |
Agreed. I like the use of critical thinking (Though not the twisted way they use it, or the reasons they do.). It's far better than just shouting about hellfire.
My thought with tossing the toy was they should have donated it.
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stripeypants
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Reminds me of a relative who tried to throw out my family's copy of Edward Scissorhands because of how the title character looked. My first thought was, "But the story teaches about not judging on appearances. What if Jesus looked like Edward Scissorhands?" I wish I'd asked but I was worried about offending the relative.
I would love for someone to start making Sparlock dolls, but I bet JW's would sue.
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| stripeypants wrote: |
My thought with tossing the toy was they should have donated it. |
...but then Jehova's sad because some other kid is then playing with the satanic toy.
and, ignoring that, the kid had either borrowed it from a friend or received it as a gift so the right thing to do would have been to give it back
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