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iskandar
Joined: 11 Jul 2012
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: |
ISKANDER -- A REVIEW
Originally appeared to be part of the MISANDRY! crew that keeps showing up, now proving to be a poor man's Eboy. Posts mostly about how old he is and how he is an ex-wrestler, recently dropped a 'young people are so disrespectful' bomb. Seriously though, we get it, you're old. You don't need to mention it anymore.
RATING: WHERE'RE MA PILLS?! |
Back in my day, old people didn't have pills, they had shotguns. AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THOSE SHOTGUNS THEMSELVES SO WHEN PUNKS STEPPED IN THE GRASS THEY GOT CAPPED! Be happy I have pills.
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Dogen
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:13 am Post subject: |
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Trampolines cause 100,000 injuries per year. Armed with this, I covered my lawn with trampolines to try and scare the little bastards off. Now my yard is filled with them! So I'm ordering buckey balls, because who isn't terrified of colon damage? I'm going to spread them over the lawn, between the trampolines. That'll scare them off.
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iskandar
Joined: 11 Jul 2012
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Location: Boston, Massachussets
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:15 am Post subject: |
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| Dogen wrote: | | Trampolines cause 100,000 injuries per year. Armed with this, I covered my lawn with trampolines to try and scare the little bastards off. Now my yard is filled with them! So I'm ordering buckey balls, because who isn't terrified of colon damage? I'm going to spread them over the lawn, between the trampolines. That'll scare them off. |
no need, just order a shotgun. It'll be like shooting clay targets only with slightly more risk of jail time!
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ChastMastr
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
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Location: Tampa Bay, Florida, US
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:28 am Post subject: |
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I'm a real geek. When I hear of buckyballs, I think of cyclic alkaloids.
And architecture.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny
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Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| iskandar wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: |
ISKANDER -- A REVIEW
Originally appeared to be part of the MISANDRY! crew that keeps showing up, now proving to be a poor man's Eboy. Posts mostly about how old he is and how he is an ex-wrestler, recently dropped a 'young people are so disrespectful' bomb. Seriously though, we get it, you're old. You don't need to mention it anymore.
RATING: WHERE'RE MA PILLS?! |
Back in my day, old people didn't have pills, they had shotguns. AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THOSE SHOTGUNS THEMSELVES SO WHEN PUNKS STEPPED IN THE GRASS THEY GOT CAPPED! Be happy I have pills. |
wait are you threatening to swallow a shotgun |
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Yinello
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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I've heard of sword swallowing but not of shotgun swallowing. Must be a new hype.
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Yorick
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Yinello wrote: | | I've heard of sword swallowing but not of shotgun swallowing. Must be a new hype. |
wait, you never heard about Kurt Cobain?
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Ambaryerno
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Well thanks, you just made me think of this...
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iskandar
Joined: 11 Jul 2012
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | iskandar wrote: | | Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: |
ISKANDER -- A REVIEW
Originally appeared to be part of the MISANDRY! crew that keeps showing up, now proving to be a poor man's Eboy. Posts mostly about how old he is and how he is an ex-wrestler, recently dropped a 'young people are so disrespectful' bomb. Seriously though, we get it, you're old. You don't need to mention it anymore.
RATING: WHERE'RE MA PILLS?! |
Back in my day, old people didn't have pills, they had shotguns. AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THOSE SHOTGUNS THEMSELVES SO WHEN PUNKS STEPPED IN THE GRASS THEY GOT CAPPED! Be happy I have pills. |
wait are you threatening to swallow a shotgun |
no, I was threatening to take said shotgun, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your ROODY POO CANDY ASS! IF YA SMEEEEELL WHAT ISKANDAR..IS COOKING. *theme music hits*
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Dennis J. Squidbunny
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| you definitely need your pills. |
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ChastMastr
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| Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| Or someone else's pills, depending on how adventurous you are. |
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