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ChastMastr · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:46 pm Post subject:

I was expecting Jesus to raise Buttbot but this is so cute!

Hmmm, and since Devilbert was able to put him back together again, I suppose raising wasn't necessary in this case, so it's OK.

Abrupt thought:

Will Buttbot now go and scan/admire Jesus' buttocks?

That would be kinda hot.

Darqcyde · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:53 am Post subject:

No! He's going to the IT GIRL show Twisted Evil

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Mikewee777 · Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 456 Location: 0_0

[quote="Sojobo"][quote="Mikewee777"]At least Jesus had the class to not go and do the same.[/quote]
What if the Jedis reprogrammed Jesus to assassinate God?[/quote]

That blows my mind.

He's already a walking paradox. How does a paradox solve itself and still retain it's title as a former paradox if it turns out it was never a paradox to begin with?

I tell people that Jesus is a sinner. I've posted the scriptures and everyone reads it in a different context. My favorite one is about how Jesus illegally pirated bread [Causing Jewish bakers and Jewish pig farmers to lose money] even though he tells Satan in a different part of the bible that it's wrong to do.

ChastMastr · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:02 pm Post subject:

He took some bread and made more bread. That's not quite the same thing as turning stones to bread. Wink

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15474 Location: under the bed

was that the loaves and fishes bit? i thought he was given that bread.

no, according to matthew 14, the disciples had them:

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9325 Location: Bellingham, WA

If it were illegal to duplicate bread the way it is to duplicate a film, I guess. But I doubt that was a law then, which would mean he did nothing illegal. Whether his choice was moral is another question, naturally. I'm assuming since he transmitted the word of God, though, he probably knows what is morally right (which forces the question of whether it's right because he does it or if he does it because it's right).
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5278 Location: California

supply side jesus would never have devalued those loaves of bread with the irresponsible breadmaking powers of the federal reserve

ChastMastr · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:58 pm Post subject:

Well, the disciples had a few loaves and fish--but what was left over was vastly more than what they started with--hence it being considered the miracle of the multiplication of loaves and fishes. Smile

As for "which forces the question of whether it's right because he does it or if he does it because it's right," as I understand it, it's not really either--it's more that what we call "goodness" and "love" and "rightness" are descriptions of His nature, rather than either a set of external laws He is bound by or some sort of ultimately non-moral fiat.

Wheel · Joined: 06 Apr 2012 Posts: 103

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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5278 Location: California

if your god has a problem with a game like that, then your god sucks

ChastMastr · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:30 am Post subject:

Uncontrollable giggling...

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ChastMastr · Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:15 pm Post subject:

I was thinking more like this.

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Ratt · Joined: 02 Jan 2009 Posts: 8

For all the talk about Star Wars and Dilbert, it is a little surprising that the reference to the Six Million Dollar Man has gone unacknowledged. (Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability...) Or is it just so obvious that no one bothers to point it out?