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Old drama, or "Why dragonwriter gets abused for newbs
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sinfest magic card series
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
also the thread has some of forever_noob's greatest hits. It is a beautiful moment on her arc towards 'the furdom was right', followed by dumping weasel and marrying blizzardwolf.

Man, Ember is such a fucking walk in the park, boring, ordinary douchebag compared to the genius clownshoes fuck ups we used to have around here.


No kidding!

forever_noob wrote:
I leave you with this thought: that no act involving two people can be commited by one person only. Both people involved make the choice to be involved, or it would not happen.


Total insanity.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I shot her in the head but as you know, since it involved both of us, that this could not have been anything but a collaborative effort. A compact, if you will. She made the choice to receive my bullet. That is how this stuff works, whether we are talking incestual molestation or murdering someone in their own driveway.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
ahhhh also just caught Fred's brilliant page 10 synopsis of forever_noob.

it really is a corker -- Sabaccplayer's weird, confused ramblings and awkward fumbling attempts at flirting just make it even better.


wait, is there more to be read than Batshit Crazy first and second? I need more. 8 years on I'm still a Fred fan boy, it's ridiculous.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
ahhhh also just caught Fred's brilliant page 10 synopsis of forever_noob.

it really is a corker -- Sabaccplayer's weird, confused ramblings and awkward fumbling attempts at flirting just make it even better.


wait, is there more to be read than Batshit Crazy first and second? I need more. 8 years on I'm still a Fred fan boy, it's ridiculous.


you shut up i saw him first
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feit you have a habit of disrespecting your elders!

Sabaccplayer wrote:
Funny, you have a habit of disrespecting your elders and calling them kid. What to do...If you don't like the atmosphere then get off the forum Fucknut.


WTF ever happened to this guy?
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
Feit you have a habit of disrespecting your elders!

Sabaccplayer wrote:
Funny, you have a habit of disrespecting your elders and calling them kid. What to do...If you don't like the atmosphere then get off the forum Fucknut.


WTF ever happened to this guy?


There were quite a few chronic post whores clogging up the old forum with inane drivel back then. He may have been the worst of all of them.
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WheelsOfConfusion



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He didn't let the Wookie win.
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I miss the romulan commanders.
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Mr Gary



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He didn't let the Wookie win."

Is what most people say after they've watched me have sex.





It happens.
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
ahhhh also just caught Fred's brilliant page 10 synopsis of forever_noob.

it really is a corker -- Sabaccplayer's weird, confused ramblings and awkward fumbling attempts at flirting just make it even better.


oh god it is hilarious.

sabbac wrote:
I never said I was a sex god. I just happen to know slightly more than the average person. As for womens underwear i am not one to check what type of underwear it is before it hits my bedroom floor. As for hijacking yeah, i think it is.


this is the funniest one yet!
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think page 11, where Sabacc judiciously checks if Tifa (who's sig is 'Icesniper my sexy man') is 18 before he indulges in text based hot tub flirting.

But it is pretty tied a few pages later when Sabacc claims he's 'had more sex than most people'.

Other great hits include Phar saying you're meant to look after your siblings, this from the man who would later go on, if I'm not confusing him for someone else, to start a discussion thread about whether or not he should take his little brother to a brothel.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phar it was
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For the Fred fanboys:

thegrimspectreofreddeath wrote:
Gladly! An unordered list of my Top 10 Ridiculous statements (for now):

10. "THIS ENDS NOW"

Dragonwriter resurfuces to deal with the fact that he raped his sister. Note that this is his favourite phrase, since he edited all his posts in the original thread to say "it ends now."
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... s&start=40
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... light=ends

9. "Wolf was in an accident."

Blizzardwolf/Angel fabricated a car accident that put Wolf in the hospital -- it was major Sinfest drama, but still total bullshit. I could make up the whole top 10 ridiculous statements out of just this guys posts, but I'll limit it to one.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... t=bullshit

8. "late monday night I Danny(or saib or bitch or whatever you call me) got in a car accident and ended up with a head trauma that left me missing the last 2 years of my life"

This idiot tried to pretend that she needed Sinfest to help her fill in the gaps in her life. Those gaps? FILLED WITH DICKS.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=361535

7. "IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE IT LEAVE..

That is the only FREEDOM, Its your right as a American to do that, OTherWORDS SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Ferrett is a stone retard; he is the worst American to America that I've ever seen
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=374802

6. "you have no mother fucking idea who you are messing with do you? *breaks out of ice* duh, im from akira, i have telekinetic powers, dumbass."

I don't know what it is that makes this post so embarrassing, but here it is.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... 6b5caef319

5. "*walks in*
*walks up to Sylver*
*SMACK!!!*
Oath-breaker...
*walks out, a single tear forming in his eye*"

Dragonwriter is the king of ridiculous statements. Seriously, this is the shit he writes all the time.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=660299&

4. "What I have noticed, and what I have been told many times, is that minorities have something we white people, with all of our money and possessions, do not have.

They can agree and get along, with their pack instinct."

When racism meets hilarity!
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=782777

3. "The world doesn't revolve around what you want. I wanted my mother to live, I wanted the guy who mugged us to take his fucking jewelry and credit cards and go as far away from us as possible. I wanted the police to find him and lock him in a cage like an animal for the rest of his natural life. I've wanted to be in my mom's arms every night since then, I wanted the doctor to tell me she was all right when he came out of the emergency"

The "murder" of AoM's mother, prompting Dennis to reply "Holy shit, motherfucker's Batman"
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... c&start=80

2. "Harvesters paralyze muscles preventing patient from reacting to the excision of vital organs. Heart beat and blood pressure rocket in reaction to the knife. Surgeons refuse anaesthetic saying the patient has been declared "brain dead" and is therefore really dead."

This thread lead to a truly epic point-by-point taken of one of the worst "books" I've ever read, by myself and others. Worth reading for pure jokez.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... sc&start=0

1. "As I stood in the wake of the hate, a single rolls right on down my face.

A single line from my poetry than could easily be turned into a rap if one so chooses."

Icesniper starts his burgeoning rap career. MC Yiff!
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.ph ... c&start=40


HONOURABLE MENTIONS

"Strong in mind means you have realizations about the true meaning of what it means to live, and thus you treasure life that much more. But then again, you can also be killed easily by a simple sword swing from a "Strong of body" person, meaning you live each day in fear that it is your last."

Dragonwriter thinks that intellectuals in the contemporary age should fear death by swords. What an idiot.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=854392

"A few 'sessions' later, I realized, holy crap...I love this man...so I told him the words I've become afraid to say nowadays. I told him 'I love you.', to which he responded, 'I love you too'"

Icesniper falls in love with somebody he's known for 4 hours, bringing the ridiculous quotient to new heights.
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?p=1644917
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did it seem as fucked up then as it does now, looking back?
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