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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothin' wrong with thinking that you're awesome.

I think I'm pretty awesome, myself.
I don't try to shove that down your throat, though.
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Bart



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But that's all the rage now*


*Trends may be extrapolated from small samples
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Ember778



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
I MISPELLED 'AISLE' AS 'ISLE' BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT IS USUALLY MY SERVANT WHO WRITES ABOUT WALMART WHERE I USUALLY WRITE ABOUT MY EXPENSIVE HOLIDAYS. FUCK!


I'm actually not a big fan of travel.
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mouse



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart wrote:
Ember, even if you are actually as rich, intelligent, good looking, strong and beloved as you say you are , you are still on an internet forum desperately trying to impress some people you don't even know. If you can't live with the knowledge that there are people out there not admiring you, you are a sad little fuck. Which you are.

That is all.


this is what i was wondering about. if he's working hard at his big important job, and paying his taxes, and exercising his perfect body with his friends and family - where does he get the time to post shit here? you'd think he had better things to do.
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Succubus1982



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll just leave this here
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and of course, despite how beloved and smart and easy to get along with he is, he has decided to deploy approximately none of those attributes in any way in any of his interactions here

it's part of a very long game, you see
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Ember778



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
Bart wrote:
Ember, even if you are actually as rich, intelligent, good looking, strong and beloved as you say you are , you are still on an internet forum desperately trying to impress some people you don't even know. If you can't live with the knowledge that there are people out there not admiring you, you are a sad little fuck. Which you are.

That is all.


this is what i was wondering about. if he's working hard at his big important job, and paying his taxes, and exercising his perfect body with his friends and family - where does he get the time to post shit here? you'd think he had better things to do.


Matlab is busy or initializing for a while at times.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay well while it's loading maybe you could take some selfies. Here is a list of photos I would like.

*Ember rubbing oil into his totally ripped pecs
*Ember working hard at his job and recieving a big pay cheque.
*Ember giving heaps of money to the Tax Man.
*Ember stepping over homeless people lying on the ground outside his work.
*Ember at Walmart looking for Litmus paper.
*Ember using litmus paper to test his steroids.
*Ember posting on Sinfest, trying to help all of us simple low class folk, but knowing that the first step is us helping ourselves.
*Ember rubbing more oil into his totally ripped pecs, while wearing budgie smugglers.
*Ember having a great time with his family and friends, who really really like him.

That's it for now. Get clicking!
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Sam



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
mouse wrote:
no, he didn't call us poor - he called us lower class.


you know, class is about more than money, ember.


Yeah it's about knowing the difference between red wine glasses and white wine glasses and how to cleanse your pallet.


palate.
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude don't even try it, we all know you work at walmart. you wouldn't know how to spell palate if it shit in your litmus paper isle.
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Ember778



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
dude don't even try it, we all know you work at walmart. you wouldn't know how to spell palate if it shit in your litmus paper isle.


Sorry that my spelling doesn't please you guys. I don't really work on such things so on uncommon words that I don't use you'll just have to forgive me.
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like that you spelled adductor correctly, but "aisle" is uncommon.
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Sam



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the chief things not to do when trying to assure people you are probably richer than them is mistake palate for a word which instead means the wood bundles that are used to elevate stock cargo for movement via forklifts

unless you are having a high class white and red wine society dinner on a forklift, in which case carry on
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Heretical Rants



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually have more trouble cleansing my palette than either my pallets or my palate, but Ember probably wouldn't know much about that.

Then again, I don't know all that much about Matlab.
I like Mathematica better.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe he means 'clean your pallett' which a quick google image search proves to be nonobjectionable on any level
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