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Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3033
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:01 am Post subject: |
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Nothin' wrong with thinking that you're awesome.
I think I'm pretty awesome, myself.
I don't try to shove that down your throat, though. _________________ butts |
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Bart

Joined: 22 Jul 2006 Posts: 1562
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:18 am Post subject: |
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But that's all the rage now*
*Trends may be extrapolated from small samples |
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Ember778
Joined: 02 Aug 2012 Posts: 378
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | I MISPELLED 'AISLE' AS 'ISLE' BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT IS USUALLY MY SERVANT WHO WRITES ABOUT WALMART WHERE I USUALLY WRITE ABOUT MY EXPENSIVE HOLIDAYS. FUCK! |
I'm actually not a big fan of travel. |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 15441 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Bart wrote: | Ember, even if you are actually as rich, intelligent, good looking, strong and beloved as you say you are , you are still on an internet forum desperately trying to impress some people you don't even know. If you can't live with the knowledge that there are people out there not admiring you, you are a sad little fuck. Which you are.
That is all. |
this is what i was wondering about. if he's working hard at his big important job, and paying his taxes, and exercising his perfect body with his friends and family - where does he get the time to post shit here? you'd think he had better things to do. _________________ aka: neverscared! |
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Succubus1982

Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 919 Location: England
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ShadowCell

Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5244 Location: California
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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and of course, despite how beloved and smart and easy to get along with he is, he has decided to deploy approximately none of those attributes in any way in any of his interactions here
it's part of a very long game, you see |
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Ember778
Joined: 02 Aug 2012 Posts: 378
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| mouse wrote: | | Bart wrote: | Ember, even if you are actually as rich, intelligent, good looking, strong and beloved as you say you are , you are still on an internet forum desperately trying to impress some people you don't even know. If you can't live with the knowledge that there are people out there not admiring you, you are a sad little fuck. Which you are.
That is all. |
this is what i was wondering about. if he's working hard at his big important job, and paying his taxes, and exercising his perfect body with his friends and family - where does he get the time to post shit here? you'd think he had better things to do. |
Matlab is busy or initializing for a while at times. |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3522 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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okay well while it's loading maybe you could take some selfies. Here is a list of photos I would like.
*Ember rubbing oil into his totally ripped pecs
*Ember working hard at his job and recieving a big pay cheque.
*Ember giving heaps of money to the Tax Man.
*Ember stepping over homeless people lying on the ground outside his work.
*Ember at Walmart looking for Litmus paper.
*Ember using litmus paper to test his steroids.
*Ember posting on Sinfest, trying to help all of us simple low class folk, but knowing that the first step is us helping ourselves.
*Ember rubbing more oil into his totally ripped pecs, while wearing budgie smugglers.
*Ember having a great time with his family and friends, who really really like him.
That's it for now. Get clicking! |
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8832
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:03 am Post subject: |
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| Ember778 wrote: | | mouse wrote: | no, he didn't call us poor - he called us lower class.
you know, class is about more than money, ember. |
Yeah it's about knowing the difference between red wine glasses and white wine glasses and how to cleanse your pallet. |
palate. |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3522 Location: AUSTRALIA YOU FAKIR
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| dude don't even try it, we all know you work at walmart. you wouldn't know how to spell palate if it shit in your litmus paper isle. |
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Ember778
Joined: 02 Aug 2012 Posts: 378
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | dude don't even try it, we all know you work at walmart. you wouldn't know how to spell palate if it shit in your litmus paper isle. |
Sorry that my spelling doesn't please you guys. I don't really work on such things so on uncommon words that I don't use you'll just have to forgive me. |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9278 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:24 am Post subject: |
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I like that you spelled adductor correctly, but "aisle" is uncommon. _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8832
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:26 am Post subject: |
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One of the chief things not to do when trying to assure people you are probably richer than them is mistake palate for a word which instead means the wood bundles that are used to elevate stock cargo for movement via forklifts
unless you are having a high class white and red wine society dinner on a forklift, in which case carry on |
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Heretical Rants

Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 3033
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:51 am Post subject: |
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I usually have more trouble cleansing my palette than either my pallets or my palate, but Ember probably wouldn't know much about that.
Then again, I don't know all that much about Matlab.
I like Mathematica better. _________________ butts |
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Sam

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8832
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:12 am Post subject: |
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| maybe he means 'clean your pallett' which a quick google image search proves to be nonobjectionable on any level |
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