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Darqcyde



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
And I rest my case Rolling Eyes I don't even have to give examples. Ember performs spectacularly at showing himself up.


I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


Troll harder fuckface.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.


just ignore that little batwinged pyramid over your shoulder.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.


it would appear this is a reference to your genitalia, which based on past interactions from you on this board one could perceive as imperceptible.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.


Not as creepy as that police officer's uniform you have laid out.

where'd you get that, anyway? Your father?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yorick wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.


Not as creepy as that police officer's uniform you have laid out.

where'd you get that, anyway? Your father?


Nah man I'm a police officer. Get paid 160k a year because of ridiculous unions. It's great man.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The median expected salary for a typical Police Patrol Officer in the United States is $50,299."
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yorick wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
Succubus1982 wrote:
Ember778 wrote:
I'd take a bow, but none of you would be able to see it.


I'm sure thats not the only thing of yours that can no longer be seen Laughing


Pretty sure none of you can see any part of me. Unless you have a complex system of mirrors set up. Which would kind of be creepy.


it would appear this is a reference to your genitalia, which based on past interactions from you on this board one could perceive as imperceptible.


Ding ding ding you win the prize. Congrats heres a years supply of [insert something valuable but not too valuable which I am far too lazy to think of, here]. Enjoy!

Yorick wrote:
just ignore that little batwinged pyramid over your shoulder.


Poor drone Sad I can just imagine it. Fresh off the assembly line eager to do a good job for Deviltech

Drone: Okay, I'm in Ember's home now. Switching to spy mode. He appears to be going into the bathroom and........ UNHOLY LILLITH MOTHER OF SIN!

*view of Ember flexing his uber muscles in the bathroom mirror naked*

Drone: ........ I don't want to live anymore..... *shuts self down and transmission ends*
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't buy it. For those droids having something about naked human would be pure bestiality. Okay, DevilTech droids might be expected a bit corrupt, but not THAT MUCH !
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you're confused. The droids are robots, not animals. What you're imagining is robophilia, not bestiality.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LadySunami wrote:
"The median expected salary for a typical Police Patrol Officer in the United States is $50,299."




I guess I'm just in the 99.9th percentile then.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow, what an asshole you are.

before I just thought you were a jerk, now I see what you truly are.


so either you're a glutton for abuse, you're in the closet, or you love buttsex so much you have to be a part of the number one internet forum for buttsex. (That would be Sinfest, of course.)
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmmmm

about a month ago, Ember778 wrote:
My field is chemical engineering. I merely stated that I've studied QM and QC and gave my own opinions.


now, Ember778 wrote:
Nah man I'm a police officer. Get paid 160k a year because of ridiculous unions. It's great man.


curiouser and curiouser
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Engineering AND a Police Officer? Obviously he's Robocop.
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