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ShadowCell
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hey, i learned English from fanfiction too!
the comma splice is when Professor Snape has sex with Fluttershy, right? |
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:36 am Post subject: |
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No, ShadowCell, they don't have sex.
They share 'special hugs.'
u kneed 2 read moar fanficton pl0xz0rs if u kudnt even git tht rite
also lol they punch voldymart in the face with the trobbing you-know-what cuz he trew it on the ground but then whof wuz fone so Snap cried smexily flooturshy fangz u 4 ur input tho
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:45 am Post subject: |
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wow, i had no idea Worf was in that fanfic too
clearly i need to brush up! |
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:47 am Post subject: |
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no! nut whorf, whoov! PHON!
nyway warf wuznt foan ---------!!!--- wharf wuz wut agin?!
thts bazarr lol, ive seem 2 hav forgottin lol! uzilly my memry r betrr thn that!!
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Succubus1982
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:50 am Post subject: |
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HEY NOW! I write fanfiction and we can use proper grammar and spelling! I don't defend our fucked up choice of pairing and plotlines however  |
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MerchManDan
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| ShadowCell wrote: | | the comma splice is when Professor Snape has sex with Fluttershy, right? |
Y'know, I was having a pretty good life. On vacation right now, improved work status on the horizon. All things considered, pretty good.
But now I need to kill myself, just to get rid of a mental image.
Dammit....goddammit.
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TheJabawack
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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| MerchManDan wrote: | | ShadowCell wrote: | | the comma splice is when Professor Snape has sex with Fluttershy, right? |
Y'know, I was having a pretty good life. On vacation right now, improved work status on the horizon. All things considered, pretty good.
But now I need to kill myself, just to get rid of a mental image.
Dammit....goddammit. |
Why did I have to mention fanfiction? I'm sorry  .
I shouldn't be surprised but... Snape and Fluttershy? 
I guess it's true: life, uh, will find a way. To traumatize you.
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Succubus1982 wrote: | | HEY NOW! I write fanfiction and we can use proper grammar and spelling! I don't defend our fucked up choice of pairing and plotlines however |
Well, I read fanfiction, BUT ONLY THE GOOD ONES /dies
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Heretical Rants
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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| MerchManDan wrote: | | ShadowCell wrote: | | the comma splice is when Professor Snape has sex with Fluttershy, right? |
Y'know, I was having a pretty good life. On vacation right now, improved work status on the horizon. All things considered, pretty good.
But now I need to kill myself, just to get rid of a mental image.
Dammit....goddammit. |
The fanfiction itself was written by our very own Dennis J. Squidbunny the Supremely Magnificent.
| Dennis J. Squidbunny the Supremely Magnificent wrote: | FLUTTERSHY HAD BEEN WALKING FOR MANY LONG HOURS THROUGH THE FOREST WITH PROFESSOR SNAPE UPON HER BACK, AND SHE WAS TIRED.
"I STILL DON'T SEE ANY SIGN OF NUDE LEONARD NIMOY PLAYING VOLLEYBALL WITH NUDE GENERAL ZOD." SAID FLUTTERSHY
"YOU SEEM TIRED FLUTTERSHY" SAID PROFESSOR SNAPE "WHY DON'T WE SWAP AND YOU CAN RIDE ME FOR A WHILE.
okay now you go. |
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Sam
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| dennis (nee squidbunny, hadley q.) was the first organism recognized by science to be an internet transmissable brain cancer. undetectable in the first ten years of exposure, exposed subjects gradually transformed into trickster gods |
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Samsally
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Whatever. I unashamedly love bad fanfiction. Even I haven't found someone who writes as terrible as HR seems to think they do though and I did read that Ninja Turtle/My Little Pony crossover once (before ponies were cool, mind you, because nothing about this post could be made better except by adding some sort of weird hipster vibe.)
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ShadowCell
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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| fluttersnape otp |
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Sam
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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FLUTTERSNAPE
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Samsally
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fritterdonut
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| Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
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