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2012-11-27 Who's the master ?
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SA_Penguin



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Succubus1982 wrote:
Arioch wrote:
OTOH my granny had a cat who opened the outer do by his foreskin

By his WHAT?


Miss Magenta! Tat! ANYONE with drawing skill... This I gotta see!
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Maynar



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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sunember123



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Succubus1982 wrote:
Arioch wrote:
OTOH my granny had a cat who opened the outer do by his foreskin


By his WHAT?

Maybe he meant forehead?
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Succubus1982



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he meant foreclaw. That would make more sense. Unless Russian cats are seriously well endowed and can open doors with their schlongs.

Also...

Maynar wrote:
I do not think that word means what you think it means.


Inconceivable!
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry.

forehead
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Succubus1982 wrote:
I think he meant foreclaw.

Unless Russian cats are seriously well endowed


No, paws definitely would had not enough force. The being really had to PUSH it assertive way! But you know, rural air, natural meal, it surely helped!

And... ahem... ok, i guess that i just have learnt one more English word Embarassed
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sunember123



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somehow I think you really meant ''foreskin'' and are now trying to cover the fact that your cat got a humongous dong
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, don't pull my.... ah.. leg?

Be it so, that would be one of our men's secrets that i'd not disclose 2 girls evar Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In other news life is full of synchronicity atm, here's some from today, see the 28th Nov at, http://www.cainer.com/ gentler than the slap method but the same idea or concept roughly & yesterday I was actually woken up by one of the cats that I'm looking after, a rag doll cat, trying to tear open packets of cat biscuits in the next room & in the process trashing everything on the counter top, the first time she has ever done this, I expect she'll move on the the slap method now that her biscuits have been relocated to a cupboard.
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that looks like heavy cat...

i was once awakened in dead night by the cat decided that open piano keyboard is the most clear and short path to where it wished to proceed Smile
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Succubus1982



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cat with a really big cock Laughing
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmm....

BTW what you affectionally call "balls" in russian slang are called "eggs"

Go figure Smile
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Succubus1982



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arioch wrote:
hmm....

BTW what you affectionally call "balls" in russian slang are called "eggs"

Go figure Smile


Lol that makes it all the more appropriate! Laughing
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Arioch



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...with big cock and no balls-eggs"

Awful! Where do you get such bizarre pictures!
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sunember123



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever Arioch is with Succubus things get kinky. Really you guys...
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