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SA_Penguin
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| Succubus1982 wrote: | | Arioch wrote: | | OTOH my granny had a cat who opened the outer do by his foreskin |
By his WHAT? |
Miss Magenta! Tat! ANYONE with drawing skill... This I gotta see! |
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Maynar
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:38 am Post subject: |
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I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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sunember123
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:05 am Post subject: |
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| Succubus1982 wrote: | | Arioch wrote: | | OTOH my granny had a cat who opened the outer do by his foreskin |
By his WHAT? |
Maybe he meant forehead? |
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Succubus1982
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:19 am Post subject: |
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I think he meant foreclaw. That would make more sense. Unless Russian cats are seriously well endowed and can open doors with their schlongs.
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| Maynar wrote: | | I do not think that word means what you think it means. |
Inconceivable! |
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:52 am Post subject: |
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sorry.
forehead |
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:57 am Post subject: |
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| Succubus1982 wrote: | I think he meant foreclaw.
Unless Russian cats are seriously well endowed |
No, paws definitely would had not enough force. The being really had to PUSH it assertive way! But you know, rural air, natural meal, it surely helped!
And... ahem... ok, i guess that i just have learnt one more English word  |
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sunember123
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:42 am Post subject: |
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| Somehow I think you really meant ''foreskin'' and are now trying to cover the fact that your cat got a humongous dong |
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Come on, don't pull my.... ah.. leg?
Be it so, that would be one of our men's secrets that i'd not disclose 2 girls evar  |
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Otoh
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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| In other news life is full of synchronicity atm, here's some from today, see the 28th Nov at, http://www.cainer.com/ gentler than the slap method but the same idea or concept roughly & yesterday I was actually woken up by one of the cats that I'm looking after, a rag doll cat, trying to tear open packets of cat biscuits in the next room & in the process trashing everything on the counter top, the first time she has ever done this, I expect she'll move on the the slap method now that her biscuits have been relocated to a cupboard. |
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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that looks like heavy cat...
i was once awakened in dead night by the cat decided that open piano keyboard is the most clear and short path to where it wished to proceed |
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Succubus1982
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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hmm....
BTW what you affectionally call "balls" in russian slang are called "eggs"
Go figure |
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Succubus1982
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Arioch wrote: | hmm....
BTW what you affectionally call "balls" in russian slang are called "eggs"
Go figure |
Lol that makes it all the more appropriate!  |
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Arioch
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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"...with big cock and no balls-eggs"
Awful! Where do you get such bizarre pictures! |
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sunember123
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Whenever Arioch is with Succubus things get kinky. Really you guys... |
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