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Holocauxt

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:48 am Post subject: 2012-12-06: Best Rapture Ever |
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That feel when Psy will bring forth the end...
 _________________ Opinions are like ass holes: everybody has them. Sometimes they're clean... sometimes they stink... and sometimes they're just full of shit. But if you love shoving yours up on other people's faces, then you're a fucking whore. |
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wobster109
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:01 am Post subject: |
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| Zomg. What a strange calendar. |
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joandark
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| wobster109 wrote: | | Zomg. What a strange calendar. |
Do you think they have other Christian icons posing for the other months, or is it just Jesus in an assortment of 12 different provocative poses? _________________ DON'T PANIC |
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MerchManDan

Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 1316 Location: Somewhere else.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:32 am Post subject: |
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SOON _________________
| Briguy wrote: | | Hey wasn't this thread about a comic before? |
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sunember123

Joined: 12 Jul 2012 Posts: 127
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| I guess Seymour would actually totally dig that, given the chance. |
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Rothide
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry to burst his bubble but considering that the Mayan Calendar didn't take into account Leap Years, this end of the world has already passed its expiration date. |
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tricksterson
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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So is this still lovedrunk Seymour or is he back to normal?
That is one creepy calendar. _________________ I aim to misbehave |
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Shadow Master

Joined: 18 May 2012 Posts: 63
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| That's one mighty heretical calendear there... |
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Tank

Joined: 20 Sep 2010 Posts: 55
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| The rapture's going to happen on the solstice? How very pagan. |
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed
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Miss Magenta

Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Posts: 1168 Location: Ohio
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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nah the worlds gonna end, not because of the mayan prediction, because a bunch of dumbasses going ballistic and killing each other because they think we're all gonna die anyways. _________________
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Zorlond
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, it'll be the end of the world...
Because nothing spectacular will happen, and everyone is going to have to figure out what the hell to do with themselves on the 22nd. Same as every other major doomsday prophecy that has ever come and gone. |
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Dogen

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8539 Location: Bellingham, WA
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, okay... so a couple of apocalypses and raptures have turned out to be hooey, but this one feels different! It's got Mayans! _________________ "Worse comes to worst, my people come first, but my tribe lives on every country on earth. I’ll do anything to protect them from hurt, the human race is what I serve." - Baba Brinkman |
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Holocauxt

Joined: 18 May 2012 Posts: 320
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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One day, I'm gonna be proud to tell my grandchildren that I survived 6 doomsdays. _________________ Opinions are like ass holes: everybody has them. Sometimes they're clean... sometimes they stink... and sometimes they're just full of shit. But if you love shoving yours up on other people's faces, then you're a fucking whore.
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mouse

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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some of those predictions must have real stories behind them, e.g., the Prophet Hen of Leeds:
| Quote: | | In Leeds, England in 1806 a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase "Christ is coming" was written. Eventually it was discovered to be a hoax. The hoaxster had written on the eggs in a corrosive ink so as to etch the eggs, and reinserted the eggs back into the hen. |
one just imagines the persistence of the hoaxster, reinserting eggs into the hapless hen....
and speaking of persistence - i think it's heartwarming that so many people refused to be daunted by their failure to predict the end of the world, and continued to make prediction after prediction, despite repeated failures. that's the kind of stick-to-it-iveness we need to get us to the apocalypse! _________________ aka: neverscared! |
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