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Mr Gary

I was hoping to be screwing around with a cute teenage (18+) girl + drinking wine. But she seems to have a boyfriend now (ie, believes in the future lol).

I'm drinking cider & listening to REM (cliche) and reading through my joke book whilst wondering 'is that it? that was the most you could produce?'

Thank continuity for tomorrow! I can do better and more!

(And I'm totally screwing her again on NYE!)
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8540 Location: Bellingham, WA

I'll be at work everyday through Christmas, which is par for the course (I pick up the holidays from people who have kids; I make overtime, they see their ugly kids). I won't be screwing anyone on NYE that I know of, but there will be a beer exchange! So at least I'll be drunk.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:24 am Post subject:

It's important to exchange fluids at Xmas, Dogen. Even if you're not pissing in a girls' mouth.
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

as said in another thread, i will be home cleaning house. i have some wine i should use up, so i may make a nice batch of mulled wine, and drink it all (either to celebrate cleaning the house, to dull my frustration at how very little i got accomplished, or enjoy the fireworks as the world ends, depending on events).

i am hoping not to exchange fluids, given the fluids i will be working with.
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SomeGuy411 · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:45 am Post subject:

Shoveling snow, lots of housework, followed by spending time playing games with a buddy, followed by a night of a few drinks and laughing at anyone taking the end of the world seriously. It should be interesting.

Not productive, but interesting. If the world does end, then I guess I'll be amused by that too. Everyone getting burnt out by the media circus for a few years, then apathy, then suddenly (or not so suddenly), something happens. Far enough from expectations to count as irony.
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Succubus1982 · Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 851 Location: England

After the usual boring day-day chores I may or may not be babysitting the hellspawn upstairs (which comes pretty close to being mauled by zombies) if I survive that I'm planning on digging out my old copy of Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Douglas Adams, Hitchikers series) and rereading it, just for hell of it. It was one of my faves of the series, and it fits Razz

Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8540 Location: Bellingham, WA

Jesus, we're a boring bunch of people. Is no one going to celebrate the end of the world/Christmas/NYE in style/debauchery except Gary?
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Succubus1982 · Joined: 07 Oct 2009 Posts: 851 Location: England

I would but I don't have any money Crying or Very sad

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Dennis J. Squidbunny · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:28 am Post subject:

I'm going to work Christmas dinner an drinks at which I am determined to not get drunk and let on that I am anything less that a polite book salesman.

Then off to meet Tessa who has been working a split shift, then probably homemade ginger beer and police procedurals?

Heretical Rants · Joined: 21 Jul 2009 Posts: 2507

programming a firefox addon to replace the word "Mayan" with a random silly word because this is all very annoying
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8540 Location: Bellingham, WA

Mayan formation says that's crazy!
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

I'll be drinking water and pissing it out again, waiting for my stomach to get back to normal :-/

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Him · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3833 Location: Strange planet

Me and a buddy are going to drink like the end is nigh. Starting off with 75cl vodka in a couple of hours.
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